New Miracle breakthrough drug containing dead baby flesh “adds years” to your sex life
SEOUL -- A New Miracle™ breakthrough coming out of Lebal Drocer Laboratories and Pharmaceuticals that promises to beat competitors by curing erectile dysfunction as well as performance anxiety, "whiskey-dick" and numerous other problems with male genitalia, has men a-Twitter in the shadow of their own sexual inability.
Said 44-year-old Richmond, Virginia trucker Gary Malosky, "I'm just happy something came along to repair all this damage I done to my pecker abusing stimulants to stay awake on them 13-hour-long drives."
Already, Chinese piracy is ravaging the good, honest American profiteering of Lebal Drocer, known around the world for bringing you the finest in ...
VCU Earth Day goes off without a hitch, “marijuana major contributor,” explains anonymous
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RICHMOND - Police were stationed in and around various Earth Day tents where, among celebratory tye die t-shirts, crappy artwork and hemp necklaces, small pipes were sold, a clear sign that the non-aggressive pot smoking community are somehow winning the war on drugs.
Tents were allowed, and musicians were allowed to play at the event as long as they agreed not to mention the #occupy movement. Some did, and were arrested for trespassing.
Arresting officer Leroy T. Roane said one man kicked, screamed and spat in the faces of ...
Investigative report: Encyclopedia Dramatica going down
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The Internet, USA - The Encyclopedia Dramatica folks dun goofed, and are going to get sued and possibly arrested.
ED.ch had to be deactivated and blocked due to a court order extending down from the criminal prosecutor of Canton of St. Gallen, AKA you gon' get raped. When a court order is put out for something to be stopped, you can safely bet there are a lot of helmeted fucks with batons and assault rifles coming after that lulz.
Laughing and saying, "You can't do anything to us because we don't follow American copyright rules," is retarded. Someone ...
Those Sandusky Boys – A Major Motion Picture
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BITING REVIEW: I just watched Those Sandusky Boys, the finest piece of investigative journalism there's ever been since the Watergate scandal revealed Richard M. Nixon routinely trafficked little boys into the White House.
[Editor's note: This was the biggest little boy scandal until Penn. State's Coach Sandusky proved it could be more easily done with free tickets and promises to meet certain heroes in the shower room]
Stan Marivan, main character of the ...
Sabu: Fall From Grace
[10:16:53 PM] Frank Mason:
The biggest named hacker in the world right now used to endorse chronicle.su until we found out he's working for the FBI. Then he decided he hates us. He wrote nasty stuff about us. Nobody believed us when we warned them he's working with the government. About three days ago, news hit that Sabu is the biggest snitch in online criminal history, revealing that Hector Xavier Monsegur, his true identity, has been working from within FBI offices since early August of last year.
We were right, before anyone else was.
How I got close to Sabu [and sniffed him ...
Internet Chronicle Ignites Race War: HELTER SKELETOR!!!!!
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Finally, we have ignited Helter Skelter. Our inflammatory and hateful divisive attacks on black celebrities have brought about a race war of trolling never seen even on 4chan. Welcome to a NEW LOW, Internet! And each day, hundreds of thousands of you fools swarm upon the simulated death of your beloved AKON, LIL WAYNE, or WHITNEY HOUSTON, but NEVER Kanye West. We MAKE SO MUCH DAMN MONEY DOING THIS! Thems Chronicle boys' a'paid by the government, I tells ya!'"
Yes, we knew it would come to this from the very first day the ...
Mitt Romney declares himself “too evil to lose” Michigan primary
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Detroit--Mitt Romney on Friday declared himself the Republican presidential candidate with "the only chance" to defeat President Barack Obama as he seized on signs that rival Rick Santorum's Michigan campaign is stained with relevant Google search results.
Romney vowed to bring fundamental change to rebuild the U.S. economy with bake sales, a message he hopes will help him make a comeback in the hard-hit state where he spawned from a pool of genetic material, and where Santorum is threatening to harm himself in lieu of opinion polls.
Romney told members ...
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By Frank Mason, on May 18th, 2012 
The American gaming male automatically degenerated into an alternating cycle of hardcore gaming and furious, repeated bouts of masturbation Tuesday after Mother Blizzard released her tepid seed into the yawning, fertile womb of jilted fantasy gamers who have already seen enough WoW expansions to make General Patreus reconsider an extensive Iraq strategy.
…MOAR!
By @Kilgoar, on May 17th, 2012
Hero for "The People" (notice, he is wearing black)
Marvin Heemeyer was an average citizen of Granby, Colorado, a very small town run by city officials who were out to get anyone they didn’t like. These power-hungry maniacs attacked anyone who wanted freedom, even using the local media to spread lies.
The …MOAR!
By Frank Mason, on May 17th, 2012 
Seoul – South Korean smugglers caught trafficking millions of pills containing human flesh charged with copyright violations of Lebal Drocer product. …MOAR!
By BEEFRAVE, on May 16th, 2012 today the chronicle was contacted by….. none other than those wall street occupy guys. “occupywallstreetanon” and guess what? again, they need our help. it seems a member of their flock a one Stevie Bates, 19 f has gone missing the mother of the 19 yr old has stated she has no leads and is waiting …MOAR!
By @Kilgoar, on May 15th, 2012 CHICAGO (CBS) – There is a secret plan to evacuate some residents of Chicago in the event of major trouble during the NATO summit next month. CBS 2 has uncovered some evidence that there is. It is proven from the Milwaukee area branch of the American Red Cross.
CBS 2 News has obtained a copy of …MOAR!
By Elisabeth Bumiller, on May 15th, 2012 LOS ANGELES – The fear generated by the death of a man Internet spectators thought could have been the coroner for recently deceased right-wing pundit Andrew Breitbart is evocative of when Firedoglake Publisher Jane Hamsher and The Nation Publisher Katrina famously argued about their respective coverages of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and the death of Vince …MOAR!
By Tyler Bass, on May 14th, 2012 
WASHINGTON – Security professional Tom Ryan, in an interview with The Internet Chronicle, said that he was not in fact cybercriminal th3j35t3r, as he had been accused of being in much rumor and Twitter gossip, which Mr. Ryan said had largely been driven by Anonymous leader Barrett Brown. Mr. Brown, a self-avowed leader …MOAR!
By @Kilgoar, on May 12th, 2012 Reply Girls, a much-hated YouTube phenomenon, were a small group of highly-successful YouTube marketers making use of excessive cleavage and “gaming the system.” By replying to the most-viewed YouTube channels, Reply Girls reached massive audiences with videos that rarely contained more than an excessively attractive pair of breasts and a “Hey guys, I liked this …MOAR!
By @Kilgoar, on May 10th, 2012 It was December 2010, and my plans were anything but simple: Grab the world by the horns, pull up my bootstraps, and make some kind of artistic statement that just might possibly quell my existential butthurt. That is, until Anonymous once again reared its head. I became obsessed! Here was some kind of mysterious cyberentity speaking …MOAR!
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