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By  Tyler Bass, on February 6th, 2009%Just went to Sultan Knish’s page, and he is busy raking Barack Obama for some comments he made yesterday at the National Prayer Breakfast. There, the president apparently attempted to alleviate some of the ill-will that inevitably floats between followers of the Abrahamic faiths, Islamic, Christianity and Judaism. Along the way, he decided it was …MOAR! By Tyler Bass, on February 6th, 2009%I dream of suffocating vision, binding tunnel vision strangling my eyes. I dream I am drunk and high and there are puzzle pieces strewn across my otherwise empty floor in my otherwise empty room. A former roommate looms over the pieces and stares at me with dark circles under his eyes. The majority of puzzle …MOAR! By Tyler Bass, on February 4th, 2009%1. I used to act as a barista from time to time. Rishi Tea’s Organic Sencha is some amazing stuff, and, if you are stuck in the regular, tasteless and wastful cycle of buying supermarket boxed tea, you need to upgrade. Moreover, if you are drinking soda all the time, tasty as it is, you …MOAR! By Tyler Bass, on February 4th, 2009%The following this are awesome. If you disagree, you are wrong. 10. Rishi Tea’s SenchaThis stuff is awesome for a reasonable caffeine fix, yet without all of that mercury that some of have been whispering has seeped into the high fructose corn syrup market. Sodas are tasty, but in the long run, it’s going to …MOAR! By Tyler Bass, on February 1st, 2009%The Steelers dominate. Both feet land in the end zone. A truly professional turnoaround conducted by an Amazing Pittsburgh Offensive Line. It was obvious. Bizarre and mystical, an act of pure human will captured on camera — a man aware of the risks, the defaults and the incentives. Antonio Holmes, arrested for marijuana possession earlier …MOAR! By Tyler Bass, on February 1st, 2009%This post was published to Spectacle Monopolized at 9:59:36 PM 2/1/2009Return To Super Bowl VI All are in union and self-congratulation. The field is set now, with the Cardinals having seized the lead. Each jockeys the other, grabbing fist and shaking with fingers at an intertwine.At 2:24, the Steelers fail to make significant gains. The …MOAR! By Tyler Bass, on February 1st, 2009%
All are in union and self-congratulation. The field is set now, with the Cardinals having seized the lead. Each jockeys the other, grabbing fist and shaking with fingers at an intertwine. At 2:24, the Steelers fail to make significant gains. The audience is cheering louder now. Pittsburgh faces a wide volume. It looks …MOAR! By Tyler Bass, on February 1st, 2009%
And so there is the natural spirit that overcomes players at the thought of having delivered a point. The Pittsburgh players are facing a degree of desperation one might expect at this point. Three minutes to go. Three minutes to go. Pittsburgh is trying to return. Their victory is looking more certain, but no …MOAR! By Tyler Bass, on February 1st, 2009%Return To The Super Bowl IV Denny’s is talking about how much you should eat their sandwiches, lol.Oh my gosh.Wow. Of course.It’s 8:41 p.m., and we’re back, folks, watching the motherfucking Super Bowl. The audience jeers, who knows why. Thus is the nature of football and seemingly arbitrary referee decisions.My attention sort of got pulled. …MOAR! By Tyler Bass, on February 1st, 2009%
As the announcers have pointed out, this was the longest play in Super Bowl history. The Steeler’s, Barack Obama’s favorite, have managed to turn this whole thing around. Obama supports the Steelers because he begged and pleaded and begged Pennsylvanians to stop being so darn nonpartisan and sell their blood and sweat to the …MOAR! |
 
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