Has the gubment taken your pension? Is the man keeping you down? Look no further than the government to get you back on your feet. …MOAR!
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Scientists have invented Life 2.0, and it’s going to kill you! …MOAR! Peter Pan has died from either an accidental drug overdose or possibly a death ray fired by the CIA from a satellite. …MOAR! John and Kate, the bickering parents of 8 children have filed for divorce. …MOAR! Roanoke, Va. – Steve Grabowski, a Roanoke factory worker, was disappointed [...] …MOAR! Internet spammers seem to be on the decline, but Elf Wax turns a paranoid eye towards recent suspicious business endeavors. They’re after your money and it should be ours, dammit. …MOAR! A Cave Spring-area youth was high on marijuana today when he realized that time does not exist and therefore [...] …MOAR!
MyPlace and Fakebook are responsible for up to sixty five percent of unwanted, accidental long-term relationships. …MOAR! |
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