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By  Tyler Bass, on June 18th, 2009%Dear friend On Friday 19th June, it will be Aung San Suu Kyi’s 64th birthday. She will spend her birthday detained in the notorious Insein Prison. On May 18th Aung San Suu Kyi was put on trial, charged with breaching the terms of her house arrest after an American man, John Yettaw, swam to her . . . By Kilgoar, on June 18th, 2009%Duane the Dog Chapman has been let off by the Black community. Did he get away with racism because of his wife’s mammoth titties or his halfassed apology on Sean Hannity? . . . By Tyler Bass, on June 17th, 2009%Listen out for the return of Tyler Bass and Ashnfara Judy this Saturday, June 20, 2009 at 7 p.m. EDT as we discuss the recent attempts in Congress to cover-up evidence of torture and detainee abuse. Special guests include ranking member of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Pete Hoekstra (R-MI) . . . By Frank Mason, on June 17th, 2009%Lebal Drocer forces local publication to new heights. Elf Wax Times consumes its first rainbow, regurgitates beauty God failed to create. Fear replaces joy, incandescent light bulb considered healthy substitute for natural sunlight. Nocturnal humans. . . . By Kilgoar, on June 16th, 2009%You’ve risen to power and have begun your regime by ordering society the way you see most fit. Perhaps you’ve stolen an election, denied freedom of the press, or even set the wheels of genocide in motion. No one said that consolidating power is easy, but you’ve done what you had to do and I . . . By Frank Mason, on June 15th, 2009%Existing on a key energy route, Georgia is the iconic front line in the growing tensions between Russia and the West. . . . By Frank Mason, on June 14th, 2009%“When Miley Cyrus broke the sound barrier, we thought we’d seen everything. However, after punching through the Earth’s exosphere, the Disney Star approached escape velocity at 7 miles per second, then exploded brilliantly into a stream of atoms.“ -Eyewitness report Miley Cyrus, moments before reaching critical mass . . . By Frank Mason, on June 14th, 2009%In an astonishing blow to the country’s economy, China has managed to duplicate itself in the Communist state’s most recent piracy spree. China(2), as experts are now calling it, will be placed on the country’s Desktop until room can be made in the State External Hard Drive . . . |
 
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