By Frank Mason, on June 14th, 2009% Chaos in Iran —————-
Mir Hossein Mousavi, Ahmadinejad’s opposition in Iran’s primary election, has been placed on house arrest following mass rioting throughout the broken nation.
Rigged polls gave the incumbent dictator 63 percent of the votes, leaving Mousavi with less than 34 percent – a difference . . .
By Tyler Bass, on June 13th, 2009%
By Kilgoar, on June 12th, 2009% The uncontrolled flow of information in the form of music, video, text, and images has crossed the threshold of our leadership’s tolerance. Government officials have declared an end to the Internet, and computers altogether. President Crystal Palin made a statement this evening at a hostile press conference in the White House. “The Internet has devalued . . .
By Frank Mason, on June 10th, 2009% Coming this summer brought to you by Creamworks Pictures in association with Lebal Drocer, Incorporated
From creator Harry Meinschlong comes “Pee Movie”, a comedy that will change everything you know about pee. Take a close look at the world through the eyes of one pee-drinker in particular – Jenny Jame Ison (Emma . . .
By Tyler Bass, on June 8th, 2009% Photo Courtesy of Macedonian International News Agency
Lambros Papantoniou, correspondent for the Elettheros Typos, a Greek daily in Athens, dies the night of Wednesday, May 27, and the blogs were silent. Maybe there was something deeper about the way that Mr. Papantoniou, a man who had been asking questions in press briefings . . .
By Tyler Bass, on June 7th, 2009%
By Kilgoar, on June 6th, 2009% As we all know, Barack Hussein Obama has purposefully begun his career by attacking America’s core values and principles with his decree to allow baby-killings, gay marriages, and practice of Islam. This all makes sense insofar as Hussein is a leftist hippie freak who believes in Marxism, a synonym for evil. However, as an alleged . . .
By Frank Mason, on June 5th, 2009% Guangdong, Cn.–Unpopular Chinese gaming company HappyMMO has swindled roughly twenty-five gamers out of their American money in a bid to relieve personal economic hardships abroad using a “game” known as Elf Online, an MMORPG in which people get together, set up shops, and do quests with each other . . .
By Tyler Bass, on June 4th, 2009%
By  Ronny Nitro, on June 2nd, 2009% Gainesville, FL–The online music streaming service, Grooveshark®, was pleased to announce Tuesday, the addition of several songs from the Elf Wax catalogue to its expanding database. The company, which has increasingly become a rival to Pandora®, expressed its enthusiasm in a personal email to Elf Wax. . . .
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