Illegal Monopoly strategy results in Michigan arrest

A stunning Monopoly play resulted in an arrest Thursday as a 54-year-old man robbed another player in-game. . . .

A Modern Effect

Your latency is 32ms – supposedly. You can handle this. You’re under control and you have the simultaneous support of both the Spetznaz and U.S. Marines. Your aim is true. But is your connection? . . .

Nancy Grace Guilty in Caylee Murder

All eyes are on the most stunning news story of the entire century. Caylee will be avenged. . . .

Glory holes – unlocking the mystery

A new study coming out of California reveals glory hole “goes both ways” in coordination with Einstein’s theory of relativity . . .

Facebook drinking at an all-time high

Getting drunk and sitting at Facebook is the new way to party, and Elf Wax Times goes in-depth to find out why, and with whom we can score. . . .

Your daughter’s a whore, and not even the good kind

A brutal assessment of today’s American Dad, using excessive vulgarity and disturbing, offensive honesty. . . .

WORLD HAILS GLORIOUS NEW LEADER

THE MIGHTY KIM JONG-UN IS DECLARED OUR NEW MAGNIFICENT LEADER. NORTH KOREA IS THE MOST BLESSED AND POWERFUL NATION! . . .

Mass Murderer Media Wave

BADMANSON

Serial Killer Charles Manson has been paroled from prison and has let loose a media barrage including a new album and a reality TV show. . . .

Trouser Snake

Snakes are amazing creatures. They live on every continent except for Antarctica, where it is much too cold for snakes to survive. . . .

North Korean weapon vessel turns around, “left the stove on”

“It could start a fire,” said one analyst, Ernest H. Way, at Elf Wax Research Laboratories. . . .