Illegal Monopoly strategy results in Michigan arrest

A stunning Monopoly play resulted in an arrest Thursday as a 54-year-old man robbed another player in-game. …MOAR!

A Modern Effect

Your latency is 32ms – supposedly. You can handle this. You’re under control and you have the simultaneous support of both the Spetznaz and U.S. Marines. Your aim is true. But is your connection? …MOAR!

Nancy Grace Guilty in Caylee Murder

All eyes are on the most stunning news story of the entire century. Caylee will be avenged. …MOAR!

Glory holes – unlocking the mystery

A new study coming out of California reveals glory hole “goes both ways” in coordination with Einstein’s theory of relativity …MOAR!

Facebook drinking at an all-time high

Getting drunk and sitting at Facebook is the new way to party, and Elf Wax Times goes in-depth to find out why, and with whom we can score. …MOAR!

Your daughter’s a whore, and not even the good kind

A brutal assessment of today’s American Dad, using excessive vulgarity and disturbing, offensive honesty. …MOAR!

WORLD HAILS GLORIOUS NEW LEADER

THE MIGHTY KIM JONG-UN IS DECLARED OUR NEW MAGNIFICENT LEADER. NORTH KOREA IS THE MOST BLESSED AND POWERFUL NATION! …MOAR!

Mass Murderer Media Wave

BADMANSON

Serial Killer Charles Manson has been paroled from prison and has let loose a media barrage including a new album and a reality TV show. …MOAR!

Bass: On “Reining In The Imperial Presidency,” a report by House Judiciary’s Democratic Majority

Trouser Snake

Snakes are amazing creatures. They live on every continent except for Antarctica, where it is much too cold for snakes to survive. …MOAR!