The internet has taken control of our long-range nuclear missile silos. Richmond, VA readies itself for mandatory evacuation. Prepare for chaos. …MOAR!
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By  Frank Mason, on August 31st, 2009%By Frank Mason, on August 30th, 2009%Washington, DC – The 44th President of the United States of America died today from complications related to the Swine Flu. Barack Hussein Obama was 48 years old. …MOAR! By Charlie, on August 28th, 2009%The Elf Wax Times is proud to bring you fresh talent and new insight! Join us to learn more about your fearless new writer. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on August 25th, 2009%There are little girls who trail behind mommy or daddy through Anytown, USA, staring down into their twiddling hands at what is without fail – and without question – a cell phone. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on August 24th, 2009%The money you spend on tacos and Wal-Mart trash pays for genocide overseas. Your brain is committing suicide. You are generally worthless and we don’t like you reading Elf Wax. …MOAR!  4 comments  Editorial  60s, communists, die, economy, elite, fail, government, hippies, NASA, News, pussy, TV, virgin mary By Frank Mason, on August 23rd, 2009%In a defiant reprisal of his perfect role, digital-face man returns to fuck your brains out amid a hail of inbound sugar cubes. Metaphors abound! …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on August 21st, 2009%Something’s wrong with Tom Arnold, as evidenced within (but not by) his HIT TV SHOW REDNECK WEDDING. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on August 8th, 2009%As it was foretold in the final book of Daniel, Jesus Christ has once again arisen to appear in Treyarch’s Nazi Zombies! …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on August 8th, 2009%The jackals who come for me, believe in you too. I am coming. I am stalking. I am hungry. I will kill you for a meal. I will finish you. I am the new Fascist dictator. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on August 5th, 2009%The world bank has collapsed and the Taliban hold your children hostage for ransom you don’t have. Chem-trails! …MOAR! |
 
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