Carl Sagan shares words of wisdom with a world that has long since abandoned the spirit of intergalactic beauty. Smoke weed for this one. . . .
Now on the streets of the United States of America.
The Elf Wax Times has exploded onto your computer screen like a poorly-timed orgasm. Read more to find out how literal this disgusting metaphor really is! . . .
Witnesses have stated that the power line seems to be a size 11 wide. . . .
Well, this gets some of the general ideas together.
“I think it’s pretty [depletive exleted] obvious that this was our goal from day one when we started jamming on some George Michael tunes” said Fred Durst, frontman/only actual band member. . . .