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By  Frank Mason, on September 26th, 2009%Elf Wax political columnist, campaign trail correspondent, and celebrated Communist Kirill Milosevic died violently Friday in a clash with police during a peace riot. …MOAR! By chronicle.SU, on September 26th, 2009%Carl Sagan shares words of wisdom with a world that has long since abandoned the spirit of intergalactic beauty. Smoke weed for this one. …MOAR! By Tyler Bass, on September 25th, 2009%Now on the streets of the United States of America. By chronicle.SU, on September 21st, 2009%The Elf Wax Times has exploded onto your computer screen like a poorly-timed orgasm. Read more to find out how literal this disgusting metaphor really is! …MOAR!  5 comments  Special Interest  analytics, ape, cold hard truth, elf, elf wax times, fbi, glory holes, god, google, jaundice, jesus, lithium, Marijuana, miley cyrus, nick jonas, porn, pussy, retard, roanoke, sex, sexting, wayne, whore By Ronny Nitro, on September 21st, 2009%Witnesses have stated that the power line seems to be a size 11 wide. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on September 15th, 2009%A study conducted by the trustworthy United States Government reveals all drugs fuck you up equally, severely and permanently. …MOAR! 2 comments Health ad, ad council, bill hicks, commercial, DEA, drugs, freedom, important, Marijuana, president, PSA, Science, Weed By Tyler Bass, on September 12th, 2009%Well, this gets some of the general ideas together. By Ronny Nitro, on September 11th, 2009%“I think it’s pretty [depletive exleted] obvious that this was our goal from day one when we started jamming on some George Michael tunes” said Fred Durst, frontman/only actual band member. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on September 11th, 2009%The Elf Wax Times doesn’t hate lesbians, but statistics show that as the number of lesbians increase, the number of girls willing to fuck Elf Wax staff writers declines, threatening America’s freedom. …MOAR! 5 comments Editorial billy mays, bo diddly, bush, change, cheney, concision, congress, craigslist, drunk, elf wax times, freedom, freepress, gays, government, hillary clinton, homosexuals, hope, hypocrites, internet, jane fonda, journalism, lesbians, lies, logic, mccain, media, media mogul, meet the press, military, News, noam chomsky, obama, objectivity, politicians, rage against the machine, reason, rolling stones, rush limbaugh, terrorism, the doors, truth, TV, Uncontrollable Patriotism, weenus, writer |
 
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