DO THE EVOLUTION

Your favorite source of Truth pushes the boundaries of copyright laws in a bid to earn not your money – but your hearts and minds. And also your money. IT’S EVOLUTION, BABY. . . .

They Radio Returns Live October 22nd, 8:30 p.m. EDT with “Skulls of Salvation” author Lanaia Lee

We learned how to control our minds using telekinesis forprotection and safety during battles. I think every human beinghas the capacity to do this. Maybe in time, mortals may learnhow to harness this power. However, I fear that if mankind didfigure this out, many would be like Uric, using the power forpersonal . . .

And Now A Nice Quiet Afternoon With Idi Amin

Elderly woman dies ‘on hold’ with Verizon

Verizon plays a deadly hand in the demise of a beloved family member who simply could not handle all the sexting. . . .

Stormtroopers’ 9/11

Just because someone believes in the Force doesn’t mean they’re going to go blow up the Death Star.

Richmond Mayor forces two children to fight

Mayor Dwight C. Jones allegedly took part in an illegal child-fighting ring that Elf Wax speculates has connections to football God Michael Vick. . . .

There is an Apocalypse of Information

The Universe collapses in on itself, swallowing and regurgitating the reality we all know and love. ELLEN DEGENEROUS IS TONIGHT’S GUEST. . . .

hot dog it

all nite long . . .

CNN and FOX affiliates announce new patriotic reality show

Snap into a psychotic rage this Fall in an all-new season of War, Episode II, Overseas Contingency Operation. Fuck propaganda – this is the REAL DEAL! . . .

Panama Monster is missing link

Discovery of the horrible Monster of Panama sheds new light on Bigfoot, Nessie origins. . . .