DO THE EVOLUTION

Your favorite source of Truth pushes the boundaries of copyright laws in a bid to earn not your money – but your hearts and minds. And also your money. IT’S EVOLUTION, BABY. . . .

Elderly woman dies ‘on hold’ with Verizon

Verizon plays a deadly hand in the demise of a beloved family member who simply could not handle all the sexting. . . .

Richmond Mayor forces two children to fight

Mayor Dwight C. Jones allegedly took part in an illegal child-fighting ring that Elf Wax speculates has connections to football God Michael Vick. . . .

There is an Apocalypse of Information

The Universe collapses in on itself, swallowing and regurgitating the reality we all know and love. ELLEN DEGENEROUS IS TONIGHT’S GUEST. . . .

hot dog it

all nite long . . .

CNN and FOX affiliates announce new patriotic reality show

Snap into a psychotic rage this Fall in an all-new season of War, Episode II, Overseas Contingency Operation. Fuck propaganda – this is the REAL DEAL! . . .

Panama Monster is missing link

Discovery of the horrible Monster of Panama sheds new light on Bigfoot, Nessie origins. . . .

Armageddon on our heels (and that’s just fine)

A documentary visualization of Peace by The Elf Wax Times . . .