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By  Frank Mason, on November 28th, 2009%Pirates have released an automatically-validating, automatically-updating edition of Windows 7. Those giving bastards! . . .  6 comments  Technology  bill gates, bit torrent, blog, bob dylan, china, dicks, download, enzyte, fury, help computer, heroin, hollywood, internet, lol, lou reed, Marijuana, microsoft, miley cyrus, orgy, pc, pepsi, sex, software, stop all the downloading, tits, vista, windows 7, xp By Frank Mason, on November 24th, 2009%Our existence is destined to funnel into a black hole of data, in which all 1s become 0s. Google enslaves mankind, only to erase it. Why, Google? . . . By Frank Mason, on November 22nd, 2009%Playstation Network is the new face of hate in this week’s edition of The Elf Wax Times. How will Sony handle the cries for help? . . . By Frank Mason, on November 20th, 2009%This is the closest thing you’re ever going to get to a commercial on The Elf Wax Times. Fuck advertising, fuck the media, and fuck your blind faith in the government. . . . Leave a comment Special Interest advertising, billywalshe, capitalism, college, elf wax times, everquest, fuck the police, george ouzanian, hate, internet, jaded, lotr, maddox, oral graham, party patrol, phone number, police, radio, richmond, roanoke, sell-out, Status Quo, success, TV, USA, virginia, whores By Charlie, on November 18th, 2009%Is slaughtering innocents enough to help us win the fight against Terror? You decide, on level three. . . . By Tyler Bass, on November 12th, 2009%By Tyler Bass, on November 12th, 2009%In a world where everyone thinks they own your mind, and infinitely more harmful substances than cannabis are legal, Andrew Carroll had the wherewithal and righteousness to stick it to The Man, and you can listen in as the hero tells his story of standing up for his own mind tonight at . . . By Hateful Man, on November 9th, 2009%The Elf Wax Times toils into the wee hours of the morning to bring you part one in an unlimited-part series: VOTE DOWN THE INTERNET, HAIL THE ELF WAX TIMES . . . |
 
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