Beware of Dawgs

Keep the Change. . . .

Sarah Palin illegally crosses border to receive free health care

Whitehorse, Canada–Sarah Palin was seen jumping out of a dirty, overloaded pick up truck Tuesday and crossing the Canadian border to steal single-payer Health Care. . . .

What Salvia Is Like

At first, Calvin’s lips melted and dripped off his face. Repetitious, nonsensical anti-reality set in for what felt like eternity but ended rather quickly, and then – he turned on himself. . . .

Blow the man down

Heterosexual representative of New York Eric Massa has admitted to being homosexual by not admitting to anything. Everybody’s a little bit gay. . . .

Blow The Man Down: The Reputational Suicide of Representative Eric Massa (D-NY)

All while painting the pugnacious White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s lobbying efforts as bullying, over the past few days, Eric Massa made good on his promises to not leave his seat quietly, and conducted a series of mind-boggling media appearances. Mr. Massa, in explaining his resignation, cited a cancer diagnosis and political pressure . . .

Blow The Man Down: The Reputational Suicide of Representative Eric Massa (D-NY)

Blow The Man Down

The Reputational Suicide of Representative Eric Massa (D-NY)

All while painting the pugnacious White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s lobbying efforts as bullying, over the past few days, Eric Massa made good on his promises to not leave his seat quietly, and conducted series of mind-boggling . . .

Blow The Man Down

The Reputational Suicide of Representative Eric Massa (D-NY)

All while painting the pugnacious White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s lobbying efforts as bullying, over the past few days, Eric Massa made good on his promises to not leave his seat quietly, and conducted series of mind-boggling . . .

Anti-hate protest results in ‘no additional love’

The Elf Wax Times goes deep into fake hippie territory to bring you a startling exposé of despicable fear-sheep who respond better to Facebook groups than true injustices. . . .

Movie Chase Scene Escalates To Rooftop

A viewer watching the events unfold told the Times, “It’s like nothing [he'd] ever seen before,” adding that he had not seen many action films. . . .