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Keep the Change. …MOAR! Whitehorse, Canada–Sarah Palin was seen jumping out of a dirty, overloaded pick up truck Tuesday and crossing the Canadian border to steal single-payer Health Care. …MOAR! At first, Calvin’s lips melted and dripped off his face. Repetitious, nonsensical anti-reality set in for what felt like eternity but ended rather quickly, and then – he turned on himself. …MOAR! Heterosexual representative of New York Eric Massa has admitted to being homosexual by not admitting to anything. Everybody’s a little bit gay. …MOAR! All while painting the pugnacious White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s lobbying efforts as bullying, over the past few days, Eric Massa made good on his promises to not leave his seat quietly, and conducted a series of mind-boggling media appearances. Mr. Massa, in explaining his resignation, cited a cancer diagnosis and political pressure …MOAR! Blow The Man Down The Reputational Suicide of Representative Eric Massa (D-NY) All while painting the pugnacious White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s lobbying efforts as bullying, over the past few days, Eric Massa made good on his promises to not leave his seat quietly, and conducted series of mind-boggling …MOAR! Blow The Man Down The Reputational Suicide of Representative Eric Massa (D-NY) All while painting the pugnacious White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s lobbying efforts as bullying, over the past few days, Eric Massa made good on his promises to not leave his seat quietly, and conducted series of mind-boggling …MOAR! The Elf Wax Times goes deep into fake hippie territory to bring you a startling exposé of despicable fear-sheep who respond better to Facebook groups than true injustices. …MOAR! A viewer watching the events unfold told the Times, “It’s like nothing [he'd] ever seen before,” adding that he had not seen many action films. …MOAR! |
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