Big Bank Theory

The world’s money has coalesced into a singularity, starving and depriving the world of its means of operation. . . .

The Final Conspiracy

The Large Hadron Collider makes the Death Star look like a bitch, and HAL 9000 feel like a dumbass. . . .

Why I can’t do Facebook

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Elf Wax columnist and internet rapist Al Stephenson delivers a biting review of the social networking fucksite, Facebook. . . .

When Families Grieve – A Very Special PBS Special

Lockheed-Martin pays Elmo and some other puppets go on PBS tonight to tell kids how to cope with death as a result of suicide, illness and war. . . .

Defense Contractors Sponsor Sesame Street Programming Special

(Image courtesy of the CHRONICLE.SU’s very own Media Mogul)

If you fill out and send in this form, you can remove you or your ward’s name from a list of prospective American military recruits. Its completion moves a name into a “suppression file” . . .

An Alternative Earth – by Adolf Hitler

Hitler had a Plan B: to secretly colonize the Moon, built by troops launched from Antarctica. . . .

From the man who brought you “Century of Self” . . .

SM REPOST: Wikileaks coverage

Some information round-up released by Wikileaks this morning. Reporting with at-desk James Galloway over at Elf Wax Times.

- Video and resources now viewable at http://collateralmurder.com/- Download, various formats: http://collateralmurder.com/en/download.html- English transcript: http://collateralmurder.com/en/transcript.html- Rules of Engagement and other resources etc.http://collateralmurder.com/en/resources.html

- Wikileaks short description: “The video, shot from an Apachehelicopter gun-site, clearly shows . . .

VIDEO FOOTAGE EXPOSES PENTAGON MURDER COVER-UP

This isn’t our job. Why aren’t you doing it? Cover this shit on your own so we can get back to satire, please. . . .