Local Man Issued Citation For Driving Correctly Near Children

A local pig brings home the bacon at the expense of decency, human evolution, and his own reputation. . . .

NEW MANDATE: Guns for the Blind

A group of people once discriminated against by gun traders are now required by law to carry a sidearm. . . .

System Administrator Disappears Under Duress, Drug Psychosis

Twisted combinations of acid and 24-hour news have turned one local man’s life into a waking nightmare. . . .

To Roanoke

A man does cocaine and throws up his cocaine all over the cocaine. . . .

William

William Quianthy, local legend, goes on the record about marijuana, Led Zeppelin, and Cheez-Its. . . .

New Blog Site Hits The Internet

New internet blog hits the blogosphere with exactly the effect of “one more blog” – according to scientificists. . . .

Scared? Try Fear.

Crude oil softens the soul. . . .

War on Drugs: Information about LSD

Information on what to expect during a typical acid trip. . . .