Local Man Issued Citation For Driving Correctly Near Children

A local pig brings home the bacon at the expense of decency, human evolution, and his own reputation. …MOAR!

NEW MANDATE: Guns for the Blind

A group of people once discriminated against by gun traders are now required by law to carry a sidearm. …MOAR!

System Administrator Disappears Under Duress, Drug Psychosis

Twisted combinations of acid and 24-hour news have turned one local man’s life into a waking nightmare. …MOAR!

To Roanoke

A man does cocaine and throws up his cocaine all over the cocaine. …MOAR!

William

William Quianthy, local legend, goes on the record about marijuana, Led Zeppelin, and Cheez-Its. …MOAR!

SM REPOST: ‘Patriot’ Paranoia: A Look at the Top Ten Conspiracy Theories

(As posted by the Southern Poverty Law Center)By Alexander Zaitchik

Conspiracy theorizing has flourished as a virtual art form in all nations and across all political persuasions. But the American radical right has to be considered a strong contender for the title of modern conspiracy champion. A vast body of academic literature exists exploring this …MOAR!

New Blog Site Hits The Internet

New internet blog hits the blogosphere with exactly the effect of “one more blog” – according to scientificists. …MOAR!

So What’s Vilsack saying about Sherrod these days?

Just got this mass-message by e-mail. Dear Tyler Bass,

Thank you for contacting me regarding the events that transpired on the week of July 19, 2010. I have received many letters and emails expressing a wide range of thoughts and opinions. Some questioned the circumstances under which Mrs. Shirley Sherrod was initially asked to resign, …MOAR!

Scared? Try Fear.

Crude oil softens the soul. …MOAR!

War on Drugs: Information about LSD

Information on what to expect during a typical acid trip. …MOAR!