The Elf Wax Times’ team of political analysts project that the publication’s platform of drug use, videogames and name-calling will be all the evidence voters need to make the right decision in 2012. . . .
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By  Frank Mason, on September 30th, 2010%By Frank Mason, on September 28th, 2010%There are many people who will say I am the ignorant one, to encourage voter apathy. To that, I say: I encourage voting; only with guns. . . . By Tyler Bass, on September 25th, 2010%By Frank Mason, on September 22nd, 2010%The Elf Wax Times gives you kids a sneak peak of what it’s like to squander an opportunity and look cool doing it. FUCK SCHOOL! GET SCHWASTED! . . . By Frank Mason, on September 16th, 2010%Atahualpa crosses the Spanish border to decriminalize PHP but net neutrality concessions require that he buy a hi-speed lane to maintain industry clout. . . .  Comments are closed  Obituaries  arizona, atahualpa, border, empire, execution, garrote, inca, indian, wordpress theme By Frank Mason, on September 16th, 2010%A snowed-in christmas eve leads to sharing an orange between pals. . . . By Frank Mason, on September 6th, 2010%Humans are done. . . . |
 
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