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Soviet Chronicle meets Roanoke Revolution

Communists posing as Capitalist Communists got you down? Try idle threats – they worked during the Cold War! Freedom isn’t free! Join the revolution – the Roanoke Revolution – and stand up to the freedom of speech today. FOR GREAT VICTORY! Speak out louder against those who speak out against you. . . .

The Story of Open Eyes and the Effect on Society

Let's make a love revolution

A Facebooker antagonizes fear-ridden girl, sparking personal revolution. Showing solidarity, the Soviet Chronicle follows suit. . . .

FEAR NOTHING

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Strong is the hand of armed revolt. Weak are the knees of an imperial robot programmed to stand on broken hind legs. Wheezing and steam-powered in an era of nuclear go-juice. Puncture their gas tanks with spears and arrows. Die for the cause. . . .

The Chronicle Manifesto

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As might be spat by Das Racist . . .

Indonesian Tax System Buys More Poverty To Feed The Rich

I support the Flat Tax 'cause I'm flat broke

Dear elfwax, I am a fans of elfwax.com/Chronicle.su. I live in 3rd wolrd country namely Indonesia. I have no social security numbers which is great! The governemnt is suck lately, they force us to have tax number lately instead of social security number. . . .

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Miley Cyrus advertises using sexting

Like your uncircumcised, shriveled up little excuse for a winky, The Chronicle.SU has risen to the call of the next, and possibly last, Miley Cyrus article. . . .

New Century American Motto

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Witness the flower unfold, wither and die, and become the dirt again. And then watch the dirt fry. . . .

NO NUKES LIKE GOOD NUKES!

Don’t be afraid to speak out. If you say something wrong, it will just be erased by Roanoke Revolution: “Recognizing The Right People!” . . .