Chuck Whitman Chronicle Show

Charles Whitman

THIS EXPLOSIVE NEW REALITY SERIES ON FOX PROVES TO DETERIORATE MORALITY AND CORRUPT IDEOLOGY IN A WAY NEVER BEFORE THOUGHT POSSIBLE – UNTIL NOW. . . .

Korean War II

Yesterday, Septembuary 48th Kim Jo Yung, the midget Dictator of N. Korea, order the bombing of S. Korea when he saw 3 little kids playing kick the can on the border. We received a statement from him saying, “I thought they have suicide bomber in the can so I shoot the little bastards in face! . . .

U2 Spy Plane

The U2 Spy Plane was a technical wonder – it was capable of flying with or without a pilot, taking off from streets that have no names, and making a sort of homecoming on its own if it still hadn’t found what it was looking for. People described it as being as fast as a . . .

MILEY CYRUS TURNS 18, n00ds coming soon

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Miley Cyrus turns 18 today, breaking purity vows made to the Status Quo. Will she turn into Brittany Spears, or some other celebrity slut? You decide. . . .

CHE GUEVARA SEEN WEARING “STOP BITCHING, START A REVOLUTION” T-SHIRT

Stop Bitching, Start a Revolution

Che Guevara doesn’t bitch, he revolutionizes-thanks to the latest in t-shirt design. The Soviet Chronicle is granted an awe-inspiring and super-rare interview with Che, and Che does not disappoint. . . .

New Video Game Subverts Morality

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Parents beware. Your children are doing drugs inside their video games. The Soviet Chronicle goes nose deep into the world of cocaine video gaming and overdoses on the shit. . . .

Man Patiently Waits For JNCOs To Be Cool Again

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One man’s tale of love of JNCOs, and JNCO culture. Juggalo is deep, almost as deep as deez pocketz. /////////WORD . . .

Evil Empire

The President of the United States of America

Every vote is consent for murder. Don’t blame Chronicle.su if your pathetic American education system has failed you. . . .