United Angry Bird Nations rain hell on the Pig territories in the name of freedom. Civilian deaths are the net result, and Angry Bird media continues to portray a dire egg situation. …MOAR!
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United Angry Bird Nations rain hell on the Pig territories in the name of freedom. Civilian deaths are the net result, and Angry Bird media continues to portray a dire egg situation. …MOAR! Tea Party Nation was recently raided by Anonymous and thousands of Tea Party Cultists found themselves viewing NSFW porn and gore. Since then, their “Forum,” which actually consists entirely of threads by Judson Phillips, has clamped down on the free expression of outsiders. Listed specifically as satire and entirely relevant to the conversation, …MOAR!
BANK OF AMERICA WAS AN INSIDE JOB. …MOAR! America now sees what the businessmen who financed the Tea Party intended: Dressed in powdered wigs and wearing red makeup that is actually gore, the Tea Party is shoveling babies into the ocean with pitchforks. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is gagging Lady Liberty with her gigantic strap-on while trying to save face by praising Al-Jazeera and …MOAR! In a far away galaxy there was a small planet orbiting a small star. The planet was inhabited by a very successful creature that considered itself so intelligent as to be above all other life forms. They called themselves the Superions. The Superions had been able to harness fire for a very long time and …MOAR!
THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IS REPORTEDLY BEHIND THE OPERATION OF ANONYMOUS “NEWS SOURCE” ANONNEWS.ORG …MOAR! |
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