Barrett Brown’s character assassinated by Kilgore Trout

“As the world’s greatest troll, I am myself untrollable. However, Barrett Brown is not such a savvy troll. I took it upon myself to troll Barrett Brown and make him look like a failure. It’s part of a psychotic plan I have to assert dominance over Anonymous. Having trolled the entirety of Anonymous ten times over, I have finally set my sights on their great leader. Anyone who takes documents to Anonymous instead of Wikileaks should be instantly ignored.” ~ Kilgore Trout . . .

The United States Government Is Completely Irrelevant

flug

An American Revolution . . .

I hate you.

SUCK IT DUDE

TALLYST ICKS

Gopd damn ;aoiufoyou omotherfuckers can’t yoiu just get in through your vucking ehads hthat your senseless arguments are the philosophical equivalent to the talley stick? tally stick.

My solution is to encase you all in gold and create the first human currency.

. . .

Anonymous leadership squelches discussion of AT&T

Or AnonOps moderators ban the word ‘Sony’

UPDATE! UPDATE! ANONNEWS.ORG RESORTS TO CENSORING THIS IMPORTANT STORY AND THE COMMENTARY FROM THEIR OWN WEB SITE.

IT IS STILL AVAILABLE VIA THIS LINK (LULZ)

Today, AnonOps came back online. I decided to pay them a visit. I attempted to discuss the most current . . .

Seized

We have touched your vagina

 

Anonymous vaporizes Sony, targets AT&T

Anonymous is organizing a DDoS that will disable AT&T’s call network to finally get revenge on smug iPhone users. In 1990, AT&T wrongly blamed a network outage on hackers, a move that led to the arrest of hundreds of hackers. Anonymous does not forget. . . .

My ideal president

FredPhelps

What qualities do you look for in el presidente? . . .

Anonymous announces endorsement for Grady Warren 2012

Today, Anonymous announced its support for the Tea Party’s greatest presidential hope: Grady Warren. Following the suit of Chronicle.SU, Anonymous has created #OpGradyWarren2012 to spread the message of racial hatred espoused by Grady Warren to every corner of the internet. This is in line with the factions of Anonymous who find this kind . . .

Casio Watch Recall – All Owners Report DIRECTLY To Guantanamo Bay for Re-/Un-Americanization

GUANTANAMO CASIO CONNECTION

Wearing a Casio watch makes you a fucking terrorist. . . .

Reddit and Anonymous under attack, Sony suspected

It is probable that AnonNews.org and even Chronicle.SU will come under attack in the very near future. While Sony has likely made sure that blame cannot be traced back to them, public opinion is against them. Sony’s attempt to squelch negative material is just the type of behavior that has spurned customers to file a lawsuit earlier today. . . .