Remove all money from Congressmen, Senators and Presidents

Vote corruption: Guaranteed win 100% of the time, every time. . . .

Playstation Network users to file class action lawsuit

Representatives of the 69 million Playstation Network users are to file a class-action suit shortly. Sony will pay for the damages they have incurred. The masses will not be satisfied with small PSN trifles in exchange for network downtime. This is far beyond the scope of network downtime. . . .

New Zealand’s “anti-piracy” law destroys net neutrality

New Zealand’s Parliament has done much more than outlaw the sharing of copyrighted material with their recently adopted legislative amendment. . . .

PSN credit card database compromised

Sony drops the ball and all of your most personal credit card information, too. . . .

Grady Warren in 2012

Grady Warren

Gary Warren is a Tea Party Conservative, and winner of lifetime achievement awards. . . .

Electric Wizard

Electric Wizard hates you. . . .

Barack Obama’s personality cult

Democrats will regurgitate every word of Barack Obama’s as if it were their own. His personality cult has grown through war and propaganda to rival Stalin. . . .

The Verticle Fuzzy Peach Smile and The Wizard of the Internet

It was a dry day on the motherboard when Frosty, the malignant wizard of the west coast appeared with Magic: The Gathering cards of wisdom.

He opened his robe methodically revealing full frontal nudity to the Elves. He showed them there is no way other than his own, as he exposed his mechanical penis which . . .

Army Wives

The man winced as a meaty fist came down again on his lifeless girlfriend.

Four army rangers stood in a circle, preparing to gangfuck her when Frank could stand life no more. He cried out,

“You fucking rotten-ass jarheads! You disgusting pigs! War-mongering shit-for-brains rednecks, I pray to God there’s a hell and you fucking . . .

U.S. SPECIAL FORCES ON LIBYA: “WE’RE GOING IN.”

libya-kicker

Barack Obama, Defense Secretary Robert Gates – and the entire government, for that matter – are lying, murderous cocksuckers. . . .