Why Chronicle.SU is completely irrelevant

The story of epic fail that is Chronicle.SU . . .

Irrational Fears

Sometimes, I am afraid the mirror remembers what it sees and shows the rest of my family.

Boycott Student Loans

Found yourself struggling to find work after college? Paying off loans while living at home, and unable to afford your own life?

RESIST

The SWAT team will come to your house and kick down the door, and then choke-slam your ex into their police car and lock the door for a few hours.

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Anonymous completely infiltrated by FBI and Secret Service, Iran promises Cyber War, and the LulzBoat sails on

Rather than making mass arrests that would force hackers into hiding, the FBI and Secret Service have been quietly knocking on doors and making threats. Eric Corley of 2600: Hacker Quarterly claims 25% of all hackers in the US are working as informants for the FBI. Mass hacker arrests will surely . . .

Washington Post Commits Libel – CPS threatens to take dancing children away

Thomas Jefferson Doing It Right

“No Dancing At The Jefferson Memorial!” – New World Order Police State . . .

LulzSec emulates the CIA but is not affiliated

In order to ensure maximum Lulz, LulzSec has manufactured a misinformation campaign using “dox” on pastebin to expose that they are working with the CIA and famed Bradley Manning snitch, Adrian Lamo. This “CIA project” is purportedly intended to tip the balance of public opinion against hackers. While this is possible, the outrageous . . .

There’s no dancing at the Jefferson Memorial

The front line for highly suppressed dancing urges is now the Jefferson Memorial. While Jefferson can do nothing but preside over events silently, the US government has armed hundreds of Nazis to guard the monument with machine guns. This major effort is intended to forever prevent dancing and increase the decorum of our national monuments.

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The Meta-Troll

So when troll trolls you into a trollin’ mess, you can always meta troll your way to trolligtenment and you’ve worked your way out of the troll. Troll hard, troll weak, troll like a shotgun, troll like a trooper, and one day you too may be trollin’. That’s trollin’, bro. . . .

LulzSec, the lovable Anonymous Psy-Op

From the pit of despair that was AnonOps, a couple of new beasts have arisen. There seems to be little interest in continued DDoS attacks against just anyone. Apparently that part of Anonymous is in hibernation, waiting for the coming crack down on hackers. Barrett Brown’s Project PM – a combination of Wiki technology and . . .

MING MING – murder of the most artful

 

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