By Kilgoar, on July 31st, 2011% Well, I tried to declare the death of Rage Comics last week, but it seems they keep coming back to life in increasingly terrible forms. They’re killing the Reddit community, infecting all other subreddits with stupid emoticons and unfunny memes. . . .
By Frank Mason, on July 31st, 2011%
Chris Greenwood is seen here in his natural emotive state
Chris Greenwood of the DailyFail published a story on Sunday describing Topiary, the voice of LulzSec, as an autistic and friendless child who was often bullied. Our phone-hackers have informed us Greenwood obtained this information illegally from phone hacking.
It is against . . .
By Kilgoar, on July 31st, 2011% A recent pastebin hoax portending to be a leaked diplomatic cable from the office of Hillary Clinton, it seems, was actually written by me. This was discovered after a careful search through my browser history, as I was blackout drunk and high on one too many drugs at the time I wrote the pastebin. . . .
By Cheetah Mogul, on July 31st, 2011%
Uglyman Ryan Cleary exits the courtroom where lulz took place
Every tech nerd, geek and new owner of adult novelties are glued the their news feeds, all asking the same thing: Will Topiary, hailing from the island of Yell, be a hot hipster or a nasty, ugly nerd like Ryan? Most likely, . . .
By Kilgoar, on July 31st, 2011% There are many rich legends of Trolls on the Island of Yell which date back centuries. In the 1880′s, local lore holds that a shipwrecked sailor of the seven proxseas used a saw to kill the Troll of Windhouse. . . .
By Alec Empire, on July 30th, 2011% My bandmate Nic Endo had just stepped out of the room to apply mascara, so I seized the moment to beat a very secret (and very hasty!) tattoo to the social media feed that scans the Internet for all mentions of my name. . . .
By Kilgoar, on July 29th, 2011% “I want this to be on youTube if I’m getting hurt” . . .
By masta420chiefa, on July 29th, 2011% We’re pleased to announce that the Columbia Police Department raided Presstorm Media early Friday morning in an ongoing operation against libertarians who need to take their anti-psychotics. . . .
By Kilgoar, on July 29th, 2011% Thursday, Jason Mick published a blog entry on DailyTech that provided a factual account on the arrest of alleged LulzSec spokesperson Topiary. However, halfway through the post, Mick cited completely unverifiable evidence accusing Daniel Ackerman Sandberg of criminal behavior. . . .
By Adrian Chen, on July 28th, 2011% Due to his multiple moving violations confusing command hallucinations to tweet with stop signs, th3j35t3r has had his d0xing license taken away after a failed an hero. Neoconservative DDoS faggot “th3j35t3r” announced on Thursday evening in a poorly written Pastee that he would begin seeking treatment “at the syldxiea clinic.” . . .
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