CHRONICLE.SU EXCLUSIVE Interview With Topiary – From Prison

Topiary

Topiary tells all about his plea deal with the judge and plans to disrupt th3j35t3r. . . .

The Justiciar Knights: Europe’s Tea Party

Anders Behring Breivik’s violent attack on Oslo has founded a new conservative political group known as the Justiciar Knights. The Justiciar Knights use whatever means necessary to preserve the cultural integrity of Europe. Like the Tea Party, Christian cultural dominance is the ultimate goal.

“The Muslims showed us that deadly shock attacks are the only . . .

I am the true leader of Anonymous

Ever since the very beginning of Chronicle.SU, I have secretly issued coded orders to the highest level of Anonymous leadership. Every single article I’ve written is filled with coded messages that only they will ever decode. Every image, fake ad and hidden detail of this site is loaded with directives which have been implemented perfectly.

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The Facebook Stalker and the Emotional Cutter

When an emotional cutter and a Facebook stalker fell in love, the gallons of saline excretions nearly drowned them both. . . .

America Finally Closes Its Borders

America finally closes its Borders

Jumpin’ borders. . . .

Twitter: The only thing worse than blogging

Fuck Twitter. . . .

Peter King To Rescue Fear-Gripped Midwest From Shariah Law

Peter King

The only “serious” differences in fundie types are alterations in the underlying cartoon narrative of anthropology, familial histories, flying men and talking donkeys. . . .

Murdoch Family Enslaves Cheetahs To Edit Truth Faster

Cheetah Mogul, following his addiction to rare cheetahs

How NewsCorp leads the way in timeliness and journalistic integrity – A scathing tale of addiction to drugs, sex and exotic animals. . . .

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Houston Rockets’ Yao Ming Retires, Like a Quitter, from Basketball

Yao Ming clearly does not give a fuck

Yao Ming just couldn’t commit to the sport of basketball, bringing shame on his family’s name. Deep shame. . . .