Fred Phelps murdered by Michele Bachmann

“I am God and I hate faggots like Fred Phelps.” . . .

Police chief hunts down cyberterror cartoonist

Cartoons depicting corrupt behavior in the Renton City Police Department have sparked a criminal investigation and scandal among locals. However, Chief of Police Kevin Milosevich has called off all official investigations, opting instead for guidance from McCarthy-era Secret Police. . . .

UBL Died for the Sins of Lebal Drocer

SCAPEGOAT!

This is just a friendly reminder that if United States President Barack Hussein Obama happens to be reelected, this is why.

Osama bin Laden died as a martyr, but not his way. Bin Laden died at the hands of Seal Team Six in the name of . . .

Q&A with Nouriel Roubini

In mid-July, world renowned economist Nouriel Roubini sat down with Chronicle.SU’s Anton OyVey for a fireside chat at Bohemian Grove 2011. They discussed the next 18 months of world events, including the Debt Crisis and stock market crash. Much of the discussion was deemed “off the record” by Nouriel, but after a little . . .

th3j35t3r behind #OpFacebook

#OpFacebook, a concocted Anonymous operation which threatens to bring down Facebook, has drawn the anger of uptight and gullible Facebook users everywhere. . . .

HACKERS FREE PRISON INMATES USING BACKDOOR EXPLOIT

Thousands of prisoners escape with their clothes on

Hackers for freedom strike again. . . .

SEXISM WEEKLY

Michelle Bachmann - Newsweek's Queen of Rage

Why is Michelle Bachmann offensive to lesbians? . . .

A tale of two Secs

Saturday, AntiSec released personal e-mails from 77 different law enforcement web sites with the explicit purpose of revealing corruption and criminal behavior. We spent hours combing through this mountain of notably unimportant information and are entirely disappointed that it was even released at all. . . .

Peaceful Hate Pain Time

The price of freedom reached an all time high this week as cargo planes carrying food to the famine-stricken regions of Africa were attacked by rebels without a cause. . . .

Top Gear electric car “scandal”

British television program Top Gear is under fire yet again for staging yet another electric car malfunction. Despite the nature of these humorous works of fiction, electric automobile manufacturers are not laughing. . . .