Berkey, at the start of our daylong interview.
On a brisk October morning in Brookline, a graduate student announced that he was an expert at something, to the total indifference of his friends, peers and vague associates.
The student was reported to Chronicle.SU by a local informant and subsequently identified by spiteful classmates as …MOAR!
This is the story of a keen young man by the name of Danny MacLeod who traded his way up in life and is now the most successful warlord in the Helmand Valley of Afghanistan. He started with only an inane argument about the value of gold, and he now owns 100,000 acres of poppy-rich land, a harem of 15 underage girls, a highly trained and loyal militant group, and a small fleet of dependable 4wd Toyota Tacomas equipped with 35mm machine guns. …MOAR!
This conspiracy goes to the highest level of Lebal Drocer. …MOAR!
The President just . . . stood there, staring out vacantly at everybody. We didn’t know what he was doing. He said it was a moment of silence. But for what? …MOAR!
Today, Ian Murphy of the Buffalo Beast announced his publication has been banned from Facebook. So I decided to see how difficult it was to share a link to this important article with my friends on Facebook. …MOAR!
Hello, I’m Andrew Breitbart and my mother abandoned me. I was adopted by a liberal family of Jews and still have a chip on my shoulder. …MOAR!
I love my fucking country. And my country loves fucking me. …MOAR!
Wednesday, trolls from “The Plan” spammed links on AnonNews in a false-flag attack meant to implicate Chronicle.SU in an act of hatred. …MOAR!
While America is distracted by the proverbial debt ceiling, the gay children of Michele Bachmann’s constituents are killing themselves. The neverending “queer hunt”, as the Bachman family calls it, rages on. …MOAR!
Browsing through today’s headlines, I was shocked to find that a “press release” I wrote in support of my trollfriend Topiary turned me into a hacker from LulzSec. Damn. Maybe I am. …MOAR!