NYPD Officer Signs Lucrative Pepper Spray Endorsement Contract

Protesters – Gotta mace ‘em all! . . .

Trolled off the internet

She sits at her computer late into the night, drinking glass after glass of Pepsi. The keyboard clatters through the otherwise silent house as she desperately attempts to blog up a better future for her six children. No dirty trick is below her. Young and impressionable minds are her favorite prey, and lies are her ammunition. She’s just finished a brilliant piece, dismissing the latest popular protest as a group of Marxist traitors bent on destroying America. In her mind, this opinion has been cleverly disguised as a piece of leftist investigative journalism, gently cautioning against the vices of Socialism. . . .

Obama to join #OccupyWallStreet in solidarity with those powerless against corporations

President Obama announced Sunday that he will be joining #OccupyWallStreet, a loosely-defined protest movement rallying against corporate greed. White House Press Secretary Jay Carney spoke to the press, “The president has become frustrated with his puppet masters in big business. He will be joining #OccupyWallStreet to display solidarity with others who are losing the struggle against corporate power.” . . .