The most powerful dictator in the world had one weakness: his heart. . . .
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The most powerful dictator in the world had one weakness: his heart. . . . This is just a small sampling of CabinCr3w’s awesome Playboy leak, hand picked by furiously masturbating crowdsourcing technologies. AUDREY HEPBURN NUDES!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO HOT FOR PLAYBOY! FORMER CHILD STAR CELINE DION TAKES ANAL POUNDING CELINE DION'S . . . POLICE ENFORCE MARTIAL LAW POLICE IN TIMES SQUARE HAVE GASSED THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF THE 99% New York–Occupy Wall Street protesters were gassed today by police officers who were covering their badges with duct tape. After being herded into a paddywagon, tear gas cannisters were deployed on innocent . . . http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/interactive/2011/dec/07/london-riots-twitter?CMP=twt_gu IF YOU READ THIS YOU WILL LEARN HOW LIES ARE SPREAD, SUCH AS THOSE AROUND THE DEATH OF MICHAEL JACKSON AND A SIMILAR RUMOR GOING AROUND THAT AKON IS STILL ALIVE. SORRY, FOLKS BUT THE AFRICAN PRINCE IS DEAD. TIME TO LOOK FORWARD TO THE FUTURE TO A NEW CULTURAL ICON.
IS JACKSON STILL ALIVE? WELL, LEMME ASK YOU A QUESTION DOES SATAN SHIT IN THE WOODS IN HELL . . . This Sunday Catie Wayne, known for bubbly youtube videos under the alias of Boxxy, released a minute-long video of her new character 3v3. 3v3 is completely indistinguishable from Boxxy except for the fact that 3v3 has some kind of hideous neon rat’s nest in place of her incredibly beautiful dark hair. To top it off, . . . I heard about Madison rising today on the Glenn Beck radio show, introduced by the woman who reads headlines as if she is not a part of Beck’s program. Madison Rising’s song, “Honk If You Want Peace,” depicts Occupy Wall Street protesters as “tie dye slobs” and tells the story of a female protester . . . Say hello to your new first lady! Newt Gingrich knows about history and shit. He’s a historian. Preparations to return America to the way the founding fathers envisaged – allowing only white landowning men to vote – are already underway. Unconstitutional features of modern government such as Medicare, Medicaid, and welfare . . .
“When the news said Michael died I instantly wanted to figure out what happened, because instinctively I thought of the Illuminati first.” Strong evidence unearthed by death hoax investigators at Michael Jackson Hoax Forum suggests that Michael Jackson is actually alive, using his faked death as a way to . . . |
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