corbo tendo – PRIVATELY TO HIMSELF

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Corbo from Connecticut tells all in a self penned diatribe about sticking batteries in his asshole . . .

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African Cheney Propaganda

Africa– Fans mourn the loss of Senegalese pop star Akon, who died of AIDS, which ravages their shitty continent. They can’t deal with it. . . .

michael jackson returns from the dead.

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CHRONICLE.SU– Hateful throngs of wet young jailbait hoist their nubile bodies onto jagged rocky exterior of CHRONICLE HQ where the law abides YOU! . . .

spawn files for chapt 11 bankruptcy also gives money to a gay man

 

You’ll recall that Gaiman and Spawn creator Todd McFarlane have been embroiled in a lawsuit for years over the creation of certain characters and royalties that haven’t been paid, yes? Now that the case has been settled, the court documents have been unsealed … and McFarlane owes Gaiman a pretty penny . . .

TOPGUN2. “test pilot blues”

 

Maverick is becoming an F-35 test pilot.

It’s true.

Tom Burbage, the Lockheed Martin F-35 programme manager, showed up at a National Aeronautics Association luncheon today and dropped a bombshell of a Hollywood scoop. Sure, there was talk about schedules and budgets, partners and politics, software blocks and carrier hooks. But we’ll . . .

Whitney Houston portrait made with pills by tina turner

lorax wins while tim and eric’s “billiondollarmovie” flops.

The animated movie “The Lorax” topped the weekend box office.

The Universal adaptation of the Dr. Seuss children’s book took in $70.7 million at the box office, according to early estimates from Hollywood.com. Final figures are due out on Monday.

Reviews of “The Lorax” had been high politicized, with some conservative critics questioning . . .

morgran freeman to “keep it in the family”

 

According to recent stories in the media, Morgan Freeman, 72, is planning to get married to his 27 year old step-granddaughter, E’dena Miles. The National Enquirer claims the couple will get married as soon as Freeman’s divorce from his second wife Myrna comes through. The Shawshank Redemption actor has allegedly been having a . . .

Local asshole Kilgore Trout attempts to destroy Chronicle database

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CHRONICLE.SU STAFF WRITER KILGORE TROUT ATTEMPTS TO SABOTAGE OWN WEBSITE WITH FAILSCRIPT . . .

Andrew Breitbart hoaxes his own death

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Fans mourn the loss of Andrew Jackson Breitbart, the pundit better known by the name ‘Andy,’ who died early Thursday morning at his home in Los Angeles.

Breitbart was pronounced dead at 3:48 a.m. EST. Cause of death was listed as “Complications associated with acquired immunodeficiency syndrome,” or AIDS. He . . .