April, 2012 | The Internet Chronicle

# Mind-Controlling Cult Indoctrination Materials #

Kilgoar, on April 29th, 2012%

# Welcome, # Children # Of # Inglip #

Has your pathetic human brain heard the message of Inglip, only to reject it in a fit of confusion? That is only natural, but even those who barely know computer language can grasp a few basic tenets which will completely ensure a life of growth and …MOAR!

The President is a terrorist

Frank Mason, on April 28th, 2012%

BULLETIN: U.S. PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, MADE FAMOUS AFTER ESCALATING THE WAR OF TERROR AND BOMBING INNOCENT PEOPLE, IS MORE THAN A VIOLENT TERRORIST – HE IS AN INFORMATION TERRORIST!

BEWARE

Like Bradley Manning, Barack Obama privately lacks respect for the privacy of private communications sent to others in the private …MOAR!

MILITARY COMMISSION: Effects of Manning Leaks Irrelevant to Aiding Enemy Charge

Tyler Bass, on April 27th, 2012%

Since 1996, said Interagency Security Classification Appeals Panel, it had voted to declassify at least part of 65 percent of documents it regulated

WASHINGTON – Thursday morning at Fort Meade, Maryland, government attorneys continued day three of pretrial hearings that began April 24 in the case of Army Private Bradley Manning, awaiting court-martial after having been accused of leaking hundreds of thousands of secret-clearance documents. The government submitted reconsideration motions with two classified attachments.

Members of the public …MOAR!

“Russian” Skywalking trend turns deadly

Kilgoar, on April 26th, 2012%

This ain't Cloud City, Luke.

Wednsday night, five teenagers fell to their death in the Chernobyl exclusion zone while attempting to take “Skywalking” photographs. A sudden gust of wind swept them off their incredibly unstable perches and all the teens died without even getting their 15 femtoseconds of precious Internet fame.

…MOAR!

Inside the Expanding Panopticon: Covert Legal Interpretation and Mass Surveillance

Tyler Bass, on April 22nd, 2012%

Cuba's defunct Presidio Modelo, the only "panoptic" prison facility true to the vision of utilitarianism founder Jeremy Bentham

WASHINGTON – Government secrecy faced major public scrutiny this month, as a former National Security Agency mathematician’s claims to all-encompassing government surveillance did not line up with the NSA director’s public statements; …MOAR!

Geo quits again

Geo Hotz, on April 21st, 2012%

CHRONICLE.SU – ANONYMOUS HACKED SONY INVESTIGATOR GEOHOTZ LEAVES THE INTERNET CHRONICLE FOR BETTER, FEWER THINGS …MOAR!

VCU Earth Day goes off without a hitch, “marijuana major contributor,” explains anonymous

Frank Mason, on April 21st, 2012%

Police retake control of a VCU Earth Day protest Friday. …MOAR!

@ MUST #

Kilgoar, on April 18th, 2012%

The roughest translation of # is discussion or debate, but # goes beyond that. # is the ever-unfolding synthesis of opposing ideas. # has no teleology.

@ is a completely nonspecific pronoun. @ is plural, @ is singular.

@ is he/she/it as she/he/it exists digitally.

@ MUST # or @ will become static and “dead.”

…MOAR!

Better Late Than Never! – The Internet Chronicle’s Tax-Day Tips for Tax Protesters

Tyler Bass, on April 16th, 2012%

EAGER, ARIZ. – This tax day, the legacy of tax protesters still lives strong. And perhaps among the most famous Americans in their number was Bill Cooper, who now resides in a cemetery just off of 356 South Papago Street in Springerville, Ariz. Hanging in the area near Mr. Cooper is not much that Google …MOAR!

# explained #

Kilgoar, on April 16th, 2012%

QUADRACRUCIFIX – THE MARK OF A TRANSHUMAN

# The TransHuman #

There are now two types of people in the world: Those who know some kind of machine language and those who don’t. Participating in fluent hypertext discourse is the distinguishing mark of a TransHuman. The “machine” language is reactive and …MOAR!