The hologram of a hero
Miss out on Tupac’s Hologram at Coachella? You’re not alone. However, concert promoters have already begun planning a world tour, so Tupac’s hologram might be coming to a town near you as soon as the spring of 2013. Not only that, but multiple Tupac Holograms will …MOAR!
#Ethersec is based on hashtags. #Ethersec is a HASHTAG. NEVER MENTION ETHERSEC WITHOUT A POUND SYMBOL IN THE WRONG CONTEXT. It’s BLASPHEMY. Hashtags are of a sacred notion to us TRUE members of #Ethersec. HASHTAGS ARE the VERY FIRST TRUE ORACLE OF HUMAN EVENTS! #EtherSec has mystical significance as the first and STRONGEST UltraMetaHashtag.
So I’ve been looking at academic papers lately and I don’t know what the fuck is going on with citation rules. Has academia gone mad? The RULES have this bizarre inertia that has only RESISTED technology with MORE FUCKING RULES rather than used technology to apply OCCAM’S FUCKING RAZOR.
The MLA, or the FUCKING MODERN …MOAR!
WASHINGTON – Last month, columnist John Derbyshire talked himself out of his long-held National Review post by pouring napalm on the heated Trayvon Martin-George Zimmerman controversy. Despite Mr. Derbyshire’s explicit, nine-year-old professions to racism – in National Review’s own pages, no less – National Review’s editor, Nick Lowry, expressed exasperation in response to Mr. Derbyshire’s …MOAR!
The crew of a Japanese science vessel and many other eyewitnesses have confirmed that North Korea’s “failed” missile launch was actually disrupted by anti-missile defense systems or possibly Aliens. Several described a “streak of light” preceding the break-up of the missile. Whether this was a part of an airborne anti-missile laser system or an alien …MOAR!
This photo allegedly shows a nude Mitt Romney engaged in public masturbation.
SPRINGFIELD, CONN. – At 9:00 a.m., passersby in a quiet Connecticut town say they expressed horror and shock at the sight on a hotel balcony of a masturbating middle-aged man, a man whom they claim to have been been …MOAR!
Barrett Brown’s Project PM “echelon2″ Wiki page provides a look inside e-mails “gleaned” from the HBGary “hack.” Recently, a page about Endgame Systems, a business with connections to HBGary, was removed from the top spot on Google. A paranoid and apopleptic Barrett Brown insists that this is a part of a massive government …MOAR!
Criminals are caught nearly 99.999% of the time. There are drones hovering above cities recording a permanent record of every square inch in Hyper HD. What good is a mask when there is a record of everywhere a person goes? “Nothing to hide?”
Sadly, they hardly need drones. Most people carry around a smartphone equipped …MOAR!
A Match Made Near the National Archives
WASHINGTON – The saga of former LulzSec hacker Hector Monsegur, also known as “Sabu,” is long and receiving widespread attention in the blogosphere. Civilian security authorities at Backtrace Security claim that they had so accurately fingered the LulzSec group in March of 2011, that the FBI requested that …MOAR!
WASHINGTON – Just when we were starting to worry that we were running out of excuses to brag about having conducted the very first interview with the people who were the most wanted hackers on earth, the good people at New Scientist, in only selectively updating their website in response …MOAR!