Accusatory reporters are being arrested to prove how fascist the government is not becoming. …MOAR!
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By  Frank Mason, on June 18th, 2012%
By Frank Mason, on June 14th, 2012%Dr. Angstrom H. Troubedaur enjoyed a “soft, but firm” poop Thursday. In what might have otherwise been an uneventful bowel movement, Chronicle nutritionist Dr. Angstrom H. Troubedaur noticed a peculiar softness and consistency in Thursday’s stool, such that he was moved to turn around and declare the specimen “a major success.” “A …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on June 9th, 2012%
Jim Hannahan, pictured during his last known public appearance, smiles comfortably just outside the wretched clutches of a long and rewarding Diablo III career. Roanoke, Va.– 28-year-old Kroger clerk Jim Hannahan stopped going into work when he realized being a cashier at the supermarket was not only beneath a level 60 Legendary Monk, …MOAR! By Jew Run Media, on June 9th, 2012%
Only masochists eat and work at Taco Bell …MOAR! By Kilgoar, on June 8th, 2012%Well kiddos, I’ve been to both HELL and HEAVEN, so here’s what I have to report. Listen up, because this is important! Anonymous is NOT the “final boss” of the Internet. The Internet is actually NOT a video game. If you take everything you read seriously, you might end up starting a cult. Starting cults …MOAR! By Kilgoar, on June 8th, 2012%Anonymous hackers from UGNazi have infiltrated Geroge R. R. Martin’s personal computer and found a rough draft of the next two installments in the Song of Ice and Fire series made famous by the HBO Game of Thrones Series. I have had the pleasure of reading these manuscripts in full. Spoilers are as follow: Jon …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on June 7th, 2012%
Canadian police: “It’s just disgusting . . . that someone [deleted] would [deleted] frame [deleted] Magnotta . . . who obviously [loved] his victim.” …MOAR! By Kilgoar, on June 1st, 2012%UGNazi's leader: Dana White? Self-styled “Patriot hacktivist for good,” th3j35t3r, has famously used his platform as a criminal vigilante to solicit donations for the Wounded Warrior Project. The Wounded Warrior Project came under attack early Friday morning from a possible Anonymous splinter group known as UGNazi, which insistently denies …MOAR! |
 
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