ANTI-CHRONICLE TERRORISM DENOUNCED BY RAGHUBIR GOYAL

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THE UNITED STATES ATTEMPTS TO BASTARDIZE CHRONICLE.SU GOOD STANDING WITH SINGLE-MINDED PEOPLE . . .

CAPITALISM TO ENSLAVE MANKIND BY 2012

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President Mitt Romney attacked his family on live television Sunday during afternoon prayer . . .

‘The Sanest People on Earth’ – From the Internet Chronicle Archives

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“If it’s not true for you, it’s not true.” – Lafayette Ronald Hubbard

RICHMOND, VA. – By 11 a.m. on April 12, 2008, a variety of sunglasses-wearing characters had showed up, only nine in number perhaps, but persistent nonetheless. Their handheld signs disparaged the tax-exempt status of the Church of Scientology for . . .

‘Original’ th3j35t3r responsible for Aurora Batman Massacre

AURORA, COLO. – New evidence unearthed by The Police revealed James Holmes as The famous Patriot Hacker known only as th3j35t3r, until now. On July 10th, 2012, th3j35t3r was replaced by a hacker known as ‘Wise.’ Since then, the original j35t3r, Holmes, went absolutely insane with the newly described pathological “Joker Syndrome,” in which the . . .

Police Gang-Rape and Tase Autistic Quadriplegic Black Child with Down Syndrome

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BILOXI, MISS. – Livestreamers at Occupy the Bayou captured the gang rape of a wheelchair-bound child who was beaten for laughing at riot police. The autistic quadriplegic is now in intensive care at Biloxi Regional Medical Center, and no charges have been filed against the officers identified in the footage. Anonymous . . .

James Holmes, Batman killer, MIND-CONTROLLED BY WESLEY WILLIS SONG

Aurora Detective Jeffery Balzac said, “Upon investigating James Holmes’ laptop, left in his vehicle at the scene, we found this video had been viewed thousands of times.”

AMERICA CAN’T LOOK AWAY! Trainwreck Sensation Little Honey Boo Boo Empowers Market With Fearless March Toward Diabetes

YOU BETTER REDNECKOGNIZE! . . .

CONGRATULATORY LETTER FROM ESTEEMED LEBAL DROCER EDUCATIONAL NERVE CENTER

RAGHUBIR GOYAL

INGLIP TRANSHUMANIST MOVEMENT HAILS AURORA, COLO. MURDER OF DOZEN OR MORE VIOLENCE ENTHUSIASTS . . .

WESTBORO BAPTIST WAS RIGHT ABOUT JOKER KILLER

Incontrovertible Proof FOUND! PROOF The Joker Killer was “PUT UP TO IT” by the GlobeHead!

This is the part where he realizes he should’ve shot up a theater of people watching Bill and Ted’s excellent rip-off of Dr. Who.

AURORA, COLO. – The GlobeHead has always existed, the not-so-binary of MALE AND . . .

Hall of Wax Replica of Andrew Breitbart Opens

AN IMPRESSIVE WAX REPLICA OF ANDREW BREITBART SHINES GLORY UPON THOSE WHO MUST LIVE OUT THE INESCAPABLE DAMNATION OF HIS ABSENCE.

CHRONICLE.SU – A CEREMONY MONDAY OPENED THE INTERNATIONAL WAX REPLICA HALL OF ANDREW BREITBART, THE MAN HONORED FOR LOYALTY TO PERMANENT LEADER RAGHUBIR GOYAL . . .