THE “STYLISH” ALTERNATIVE to previous CYBERMOVEMENTS!
The Cypherpunk dream looks like Julian Assange and nobody’s inside the Matrix fighting with Wintermute. The Internet, however, is filled with flying penises and people are trying to ENJOY this damned thing without falling into absolute doubt about every possibly fake piece of information. Thankfully, the art of Rhizomatics …MOAR!
Orthodox visitors have been stunned to see this bold attack on the very religion of Judaism itself.
In what is turning out to be the worst case of popular sacrilege since the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy, Sunday, the infamous street artist Banksy boldly desecrated the Western Wall with an absurdly …MOAR!
Let’s face the facts if we’re going to be a bunch of rational Scientist Atheist fanboys, okay? Neil DeGrasse Tyson is no Carl Sagan or Slavoj Žižek. I’m a cultural critic now, because I watch a lot of Slavoj Žižek, so I’m going to “deconstruct” the hell out of this situation for ya.
CHRONICLE.SU EDITOR MEDIA MOGUL SAID GOODBYE TO GOOGLE SUNDAY FOLLOWING A DISPUTE OVER PAYMENT OF “ASTRONOMICAL PROPORTIONS.”
GOOGLE INC, THE LARGEST CRIME RING IN HUMAN HISTORY, DEFENDED THEIR SUSPICIOUS CLIENTELE OF TACO HUSTLERS AND PRO-LIFE AGENDA FROM LITIGATION SUNDAY AFTER CHRONICLE.SU PARENT COMPANY LEBAL DROCER, INC. DEMANDED PAYMENT FOR ADSPACE FROM …MOAR!
For far to long have we have been socially rejected. For far to long have we stood by and watched seemingly attractive people who aren’t awkward actually get the opportunity to talk to a girl. For far to long have we seen people get profiled based on wearing …MOAR!
This is parts 4-7 of “What Occupy and Anonymous are really about but what they don’t want to admit to,” where we take all the parts before and put them through the lens of possibly the worst crank ever, Machiavelli.
This bastard is written of accurately by Legions of armchair scholars on Wikipedia:
Having lived through the ’00s I’ve been exhausted with having to offer defense of a number of people who clearly don’t face any of the supposed self-control problems that have been leveled at them. All of the misgivings that people might launch at adulterers and philanderers have for one reason or another been leveled at …MOAR!
Raël is a CULT leader who attracts CHRIST PSYCHOSIS NUTJOBS from all over the world with the promise of SEX. Let’s face it, you were BORN OUT OF A FUCK! But at the beginning of that recursive chain of 50 trillion FUCKs, you were in a test tube from an alien. Everything was. That’s right, …MOAR!
“Steve” is a terrible salesman, fond only of shoving Lack down the throats of idiots and rubes. Everywhere “Steve” goes, he leaves a trail of jokes that are so bad they’d be funny if any other person delivered them. But “Steve” is not really a person, only an idea created by the right Reverend Doug …MOAR!
This is the third part in the seven part “Why to make Anonymous an objectively better thing is a silly joke” series that aims to give people a Wikipedia level knowledge about social theory, cutting-edge philosophy, and historical analysis.
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