“Bob” and “Me”

See it working through the digestive system? It’ll be shit in no time.

Remember kids, your life story is a barium meal!

A long, long time ago when I was, oh, about ten years old, I spent a sermon writing the word ‘cheese’ over and over again in tiny print, covering both . . .

Mitt Romney Draws Cute Picture of Islam Prophet Muhammed

Mitt Romney Draws Cute Picture of Islam Prophet Muhammad

Mitt Romney drives the final nail into the coffin of his political career with an offensively bomb-inducing sketch of sacred Islam Prophet Muhammad, and then blames Google for starting it. . . .

Billie Joe Armstrong Kills Rock and Roll

The deviant smashed a guitar and cursed on stage.

Rock ‘n Roll DYSTOPIA–Billie Joe Armstrong, famed pop punk rock teen idol, cursed at the audience and smashed his guitar in a totally inappropriate meltdown which threw the band’s public relations agents into a tizzy. The other members apologized on behalf of Armstrong, . . .

I Am America – A Herman Cain Fanfic

Trollman Cain

Herman Cain crouched down over the woman, who was now bloody, disheveled and used, and he asked her politely if he might take her out to dinner sometime, and if he can get that phone number. . . .

Rapist Speaks Out In Support Of A Delusional Barrett Brown

Barrett Brown is in police custody after threatening the children of federal agents.

If we want to take down the feds– if there’s five people that want to take down the feds . . . they’re gonna do it, leave ‘em alone!” . . .

The Innocence Of Muslims–A Landmark In Filmmaking

The Innocence of Muslims has spread wildly throughout the Middle East and is one of the most critically-acclaimed popular films since The Passion of The Christ. A new landmark in American Cinematography, the wondrous shots of the barbaric setting for desert people transport audiences to a fantasy land where nothing makes sense and buildings . . .

Barrett Brown, The Wild One

“What are you rebelling against, Johnny?”, he answers “Whaddaya got?”

Every prominent arrested Anonymous figure becomes the instant object of Photoshop transposition with heroic figures. In the case of the “Fuck Sabu” poster taken from freebarrettbrown.org, we see Brown’s face transplanted onto Johnny (Marlon Brando) from The Wild One, a . . .

Tears of a Clown: ICP’s Concept Album Vindication of Barrett Brown

DETROIT, MICH. — In solidarity with Anonymous leader and fellow evangelical Christian Barrett Brown, arrested Thursday after publicly protesting his persecution at the hands of the minor children of an FBI agent, hip-hop all-stars Insane Clown Posse have already strung together a tribute album to Mr. Brown, of which The Internet Chronicle has obtained an . . .

CIA END OF WORLD PLOT UNRAVELS

The Innocence of Bin Laden played in a single theater, yet incensed an entire region.

APOCALYPSE–Today, bomb threats swept across America in a perfectly orchestrated CIA plot. Meanwhile, a former Anonymous leader–who has rumored ties to the CIA–was arrested for planning attacks on the children of FBI agents. In the Middle East, . . .

Barrett Brown Edited Down

A lot of people are now saying Barrett Brown is a “performance artist” or a “satirist” and that he was not serious about these threats. While that certainly confirms everything I want to believe about him, because I’m an Official Anonymous Spokesperson and Representative as well, it just doesn’t hold any ketchup. The feds have . . .