Seasonal Flu Tips From Doctor Angstrom H. Troubedaur

Dr. Angstrom H. Troubedaur

Angstrom H. Troubador’s new self-help health book for “bros,” Healthy as Fuck, hits shelves this Christmas.

Sup fellow dudes? Have you noticed a slimy feeling in your chest? Does it feel like you got herpes on your lungs? Yeah, that’s you gettin’ sick, bro.

It’s probably time to lay down the bong for . . .

Anarchy, Anarchists, and Anarchocrats

Anarchy

Anarchy, in Sid Meyer’s Civilization video game series, is a state of upheaval where government is temporarily unable to provide cities with logistical bonuses. Although the absence of government is the most common meaning given for Anarchy, there are others.

“Anarchy is the natural state without the modernized cultural spin. It is what we . . .

Paula Broadwell’s Anonymous Threats

Paula Broadwell is Anonymous

INTERNET — Paula Broadwell, embattled mistress and biographer of David Petraeus, sent threatening anonymous emails to Jill Kelley including several common threats used by the hacking collective Anonymous.

Analyst Angstrom H. Troubador suggests Paula Broadwell has the kind of access to top-secret files that Anonymous has only dreamed of . . .

BATTLEFIELD 3 TEACHES KIDS IMPORTANT SKILL OF COMBAT COMMUNICATION

Battlefield 3

BATTLEFIELD 3 TRIGGERS THE MOST REALISTIC WAR FLASHBACKS OUT OF ANY OTHER GAME ON PS3 . . .

Miley Sex Bieber Psy Scandal Cancer Dies at 27

EPOXY FUMES — Earlier Friday Evening, Nobody believed Miley could have sexed Psy and Bieber who gave her cancer. Then she died, and the results were released to the Internet forever.

Sex gives them the cancer. Now Miley has the cancer and she will die. Hannah Montana is dead from cancer. This is because she . . .

Paula “Broadwell” All In

Image is copyright Paula Broadwell dot com — A subsidiary of Russian Spy Dominatrix CIA infiltrator sexporn

LANGLEY, VA. — CIA bigwig David Petraeus admitted to an extramarital affair with biography-mistress Paula Broadwell, who is now under FBI investigation for snooping through his emails. Internal documents obtained from the FBI and the Office . . .

THE DEATH PANELS HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED.

AS SOON AS OBAMACARE REALLY KICKS IN, THE “GAME” WILL BE OVER.

“LET’S HOPE THEY JUST GO HOME” ~ KARL ROVE

IT’S ALREADY OVER! THEY’RE PAYING FOR VOTES! THEY CHEATED THE CONSTITUTION!

VERY LATE TERM ABORTION IS NOW LEGAL.

REGAIN YOUR YOUTHFUL LIFESTYLE. POST-NATAL ABORTION IS NOW MANDATORY UNDER OBAMACARE

KILL YOUR CHILD . . .

Unexploded ‘Fag Bomb’ Finally Detonates in Afghanistan, Killing Two

ARLINGTON, VA. – A piece of heavy U.S. munitions, made famous by a mistakenly published 2001 Associated Press photo, exploded Sunday in Kandahar province, Afghanistan, after being buried for 10 years, killing two civilians.

[T]hings like FDNY or I [heart] NY . . . That’s more keeping in line with what we want . . .

In Daring Election Day Pitch, Anonymous Presidential Endorsee Warren Grady Promotes TEAHAD Re-education Camps

JACKSONVILLE, FLA. – Speaking from the deck of his personal boat, Tea Party Candidate for President Grady Warren, who received an early 2011 endorsement from The Internet Chronicle , outlined a daring plan to fight big government. Through the instatement of “re-education camps” targeted at at-risk members of the youth population too ne’er-do-well to serve . . .

Tuskegee Airmen ready to defend Obama’s regime

The Tuskegee Airmen now control a fleet of “homeland security” drones and serve the personal interest of Barack Hussein Obama II aka Barry Sortero.

TUSKEGEE, AL. — Dissidents inside the Obama administration have unveiled sinister plans, at considerable risk to their lives, which detail a widespread conspiracy both to suppress Republican voting and . . .