Politico led with Broadwell imbibing ethanol (Via the Associated Press)
WASHINGTON – Early Tuesday, U.S. News & World Report relayed that the driver’s license of Paula Broadwell, mistress and biographer to ill-fated CIA Director David Petraeus, was found in Rock Creek Park, a very likely initiator of a multihour media stakeout at …MOAR!
Angstrom H. Troubador’s new self-help health book for “bros,” Healthy as Fuck, hits shelves this Christmas.
Sup fellow dudes? Have you noticed a slimy feeling in your chest? Does it feel like you got herpes on your lungs? Yeah, that’s you gettin’ sick, bro.
It’s probably time to lay down the bong …MOAR!
Anarchy, in Sid Meyer’s Civilization video game series, is a state of upheaval where government is temporarily unable to provide cities with logistical bonuses. Although the absence of government is the most common meaning given for Anarchy, there are others.
“Anarchy is the natural state without the modernized cultural spin. It is what we truly …MOAR!
Paula Broadwell is Anonymous
INTERNET — Paula Broadwell, embattled mistress and biographer of David Petraeus, sent threatening anonymous emails to Jill Kelley including several common threats used by the hacking collective Anonymous.
Analyst Angstrom H. Troubador suggests Paula Broadwell has the kind of access to top-secret files that Anonymous has only dreamed …MOAR!
BATTLEFIELD 3 TRIGGERS THE MOST REALISTIC WAR FLASHBACKS OUT OF ANY OTHER GAME ON PS3 …MOAR!
EPOXY FUMES — Earlier Friday Evening, Nobody believed Miley could have sexed Psy and Bieber who gave her cancer. Then she died, and the results were released to the Internet forever.
Sex gives them the cancer. Now Miley has the cancer and she will die. Hannah Montana is dead from cancer. This is because she had sex …MOAR!
Image is copyright Paula Broadwell dot com — A subsidiary of Russian Spy Dominatrix CIA infiltrator sexporn
LANGLEY, VA. — CIA bigwig David Petraeus admitted to an extramarital affair with biography-mistress Paula Broadwell, who is now under FBI investigation for snooping through his emails. Internal documents obtained from the FBI and the …MOAR!
AS SOON AS OBAMACARE REALLY KICKS IN, THE “GAME” WILL BE OVER.
“LET’S HOPE THEY JUST GO HOME” ~ KARL ROVE
IT’S ALREADY OVER! THEY’RE PAYING FOR VOTES! THEY CHEATED THE CONSTITUTION!
VERY LATE TERM ABORTION IS NOW LEGAL.
REGAIN YOUR YOUTHFUL LIFESTYLE. POST-NATAL ABORTION IS NOW MANDATORY UNDER OBAMACARE
KILL YOUR CHILD …MOAR!
ARLINGTON, VA. – A piece of heavy U.S. munitions, made famous by a mistakenly published 2001 Associated Press photo, exploded Sunday in Kandahar province, Afghanistan, after being buried for 10 years, killing two civilians.
[T]hings like FDNY or I [heart] NY . . . That’s more keeping in line with what we …MOAR!
JACKSONVILLE, FLA. – Speaking from the deck of his personal boat, Tea Party Candidate for President Grady Warren, who received an early 2011 endorsement from The Internet Chronicle , outlined a daring plan to fight big government. Through the instatement of “re-education camps” targeted at at-risk members of the youth population too ne’er-do-well to serve …MOAR!