By Tyler Bass, on January 31st, 2013%
Former CIA Case Officer John Kiriakou, Earnest, Goes to Jail (Screenshot: Democracy Now!, Wednesday)
WASHINGTON — An unidentified journalist’s ethical breach with whistle-blowing source John Kiriakou resulted this week in the former case officer and father of five’s being sentenced to 30 months in prison. Although promising Mr. Kiriakou anonymity, the journalist . . .
By Hatesec, on January 31st, 2013% Grady Pines student Jonathan Lupton becomes Godlike Killer in the pages of history
Stealing Hearts, Absorbing Souls
MOBILE, Ala. — At least 32 students were killed and 21 injured at Grady Pines High School in one brave student’s glorious quest for power.
Jonathan Lupton, 16, said he achieved post-human omnipotence . . .
By Kilgoar, on January 29th, 2013% EDITOR’S NOTE: The intention of this article is not to deny any member of ‘Anonymous’ his or her right to anonymity, but to tell the story of one very active member who continuously self-promotes.
The strange story of Aaron Remington K. Bale, known to many on Twitter as ‘Anonforecast’, perhaps began with a traumatic brain injury suffered . . .
By Tyler Bass, on January 29th, 2013%
Sentencing Commission Website “Asteroids” Game, featuring Nyan Cat
WASHINGTON — Following days of Anonymous defacement and deactivation of the U.S. Sentencing Commission website, House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chair Darrell Issa (R-CA) and Ranking Member Elijah Cummings (D-MD) wrote a letter Monday to the attorney general requesting a . . .
By Donald Vandelay, on January 29th, 2013% “We almost had to tell the truth.” –Hillary Clinton . . .
By Kilgoar, on January 28th, 2013% Britney Spears covers her sunken internet-addicted eyes with cakey makeup.
LAS VEGAS–Britney Spears is at it again, but this time her family has stepped in to prevent her dangerous, but not-so-teenage pop star antics.
Currently working on a $100 million deal, the former starlet will be performing Las Vegas shows, like a ‘slave’, each . . .
By Kilgoar, on January 27th, 2013% Elderly, but youthful, the Enyan tribesmen fish at Wagenia Falls.
Kisangani, DRC–Ethnologists working with newly-rediscovered tribes of Enya, located near Kisangani in the Democratic Republic of Congo, announced evidence supporting the existence of an “immortality gene.” Expedition leader and genetic anthropologist, Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour, said, “At first we did not believe the shaman . . .
By John Stoltenberg, on January 27th, 2013% Much ado has been made persecuting compassionate and considerate member of the online family Andrew Auernheimer, a playful jokester who has brought delight to the faces of millions of Internet users. Monocultural chauvinists in federal law enforcement have run wild with accusations of “computer fraud,” while confused fellow “leftists” like Raw Story Editor . . .
By Tyler Bass, on January 26th, 2013%
Following a Drug-related Capitol Hill Car Accident, Rep. Kennedy says He will Enter Rehabilitation (Image: CNN, 2006)
WASHINGTON — Only days into the start of the 113th Congress, former Rhode Island 1st District Representative Patrick Kennedy, who has a long history of drug abuse, is spearheading the re-criminalization of cannabis possession in . . .
By Tyler Bass, on January 26th, 2013%
Let the Dead Bury the Dead, by Matt Janovic
In publishing his tome, Let the Dead Bury the Dead, Indiana-based researcher Matt Janovic documents pervasive corruption, zany paranoia culture and desperate legal harassment. Although he had a list of prostitutes, servicing the capital region’s elites, employed by Jeane Palfrey, former . . .
|
Hourly Breaking news updates
DOWN TO THE MINUTE UPDATESLEBAL DROCER TO CONSUMERS: "WE'LL NEVER LET YOU DOWN AGAIN."
|
SHITPOSTS