By Kilgoar, on January 18th, 2013% Photographic evidence of the elusive pygmy elephant.
Agasthyarkoodam, INDIA–At the southern tip of the Western Ghats mountain range in western India, perched upon Agasthyarkoodam, there is a shrine to Agastya which was placed by Chenkottukonam Madathipathi Jagadguru Swami Sathyananda Saraswathi Thiruvadikal. Local folklore and Hindu legend have long mentioned existence of a distinct species of . . .
By Tyler Bass, on January 17th, 2013%
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (R) received National Media Attention, after Having Attacked Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) for, he said, Having Stalled a Relief Bill from Congress 112 to Conress 113
WASHINGTON — This week an over $50 billion aid funding deal to help victims of . . .
By Donald Vandelay, on January 16th, 2013% This month a brilliant artist at The Wall Street Journal has broken new ground in the flourishing investigative journalism market by going where cameras could not. You can click here to see these images in their original context, alongside a breathtaking column by Laura Saunders. Witness the pain of these Americans’ faces, as . . .
By Kilgoar, on January 15th, 2013% In the wake of the Sandyhook school shooting, people have finally decided to make the move against mass-shooting machines in the hands of mental patients who are now on watch lists for telling their shrink they once thought of suicide.
Aaron Swartz is the computer prodigy who downloaded the entire contents of JSTOR, a monopolistic . . .
By Tyler Bass, on January 15th, 2013%
The Human Factor, by “Ishmael Jones”
WASHINGTON — Monday a D.C. Public Library representative contacted The Internet Chronicle’s Washington Bureau for a second time to explain that lawsuit-bait The Human Factor: Inside the CIA’s Dysfunctional Intelligence Culture had been “lost” in transit from the Virginia- and D.C.-based Defense Intelligence Agency. The representative . . .
By Tyler Bass, on January 15th, 2013%
FBI Confidential Informant: “We’re busy with other things, Chronicle, so here’s th3j35t3r.”
WASHINGTON — Tuesday morning The Internet Chronicle’s press release email list slowed to a crawl, as an internal FBI source said it wished to step forward and finger to the Washington Bureau neoconservative and militant zionist criminal hacker “th3j35t3r” once . . .
By Tyler Bass, on January 15th, 2013% WASHINGTON – A full 16 hours before an Internet Chronicle writer would issue his dire, satirical indictment of unnamed conspirators for the murder of Aaron Swartz, Iranian state media was already on the case, hinting early Eastern time Sunday morning the Internet activist’s opposition to President Barack Obama’s kill-list targeted assassination . . .
By Byron Tau, on January 15th, 2013%
Hippity-Hopper and YouTube Extremist Sam Knight (right) and a Turkman Foreigner Collaborator (Left)
WASHINGTON — Two young men, believed to have been at least at one time Washingtonians, have been identified by agents at the Washington FBI Bureau as opposing austerity measures designed to keep Americans from committing the sin . . .
By Kilgoar, on January 13th, 2013% Hyperanal sex is a new form of super-sensual intercourse where a prolapsed rectum is inserted into another’s anus.
INTERNET–A new form of anal-on-anal sex has been invented by pioneering porn starlet and writer Sasha Grey. “Basically, I extrude a section of my rectum past my sphincter and insert it into another gaping asshole. It . . .
By Kilgoar, on January 13th, 2013% Murderers of Aaron Swartz tried to disguise his death as a suicide.
NEW YORK — After reports of Aaron Swartz’s apparent suicide circulated around the Internet this weekend, investigators found evidence of foul play. A former architect of Reddit, the online forum scandalized earlier this year by child pornography and “creepshots,” Aaron Swartz was . . .
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