President Obama pardons whistleblower Bradley Manning

Obama pardoned Manning with the click of a button, after he was found guilty in a verdict Tuesday.

WASHINGTON — In a remarkable reversal of policy, President Obama held a press conference at the White House Tuesday afternoon in which he announced a pardon for Bradley Manning, the whistleblower who uncovered millions . . .

Sue Basko Hatemail Central

Sue Brasko

Here at the Internet Chronicle we rarely, if ever, receive hatemail thanks to our impeccable human rights record. It seems, however, that two articles have upset a famous lawyer who is widely known for being a “highly intelligent, highly educated, very personable, very caring, good person,” or at least that’s . . .

Meet Shopdogsam, the Internet’s Best Person

INTERNET — For people who like antiques, Pawn Stars and American Pickers are the hottest television shows out there. Items roll by faster than Antiques Roadshow while middle-aged men flirt with each other. Most of the meaning of each item is also reduced to cash value, and once per episode an expert will get a . . .

Joseph Kony killed by crowd-funded assassins

Joseph Kony is now dead, but assassins sent by the Internet say killing him “felt wrong.”

INTERNET — Joseph Kony, famed general of genocidal child armies and Internet super villain, was hunted down and killed by a team of assassins who funded their mission with crowd-sourcing after an anti-Kony video went viral . . .

Prison Architect: An Unfair Review of an Unfinished Video Game

Prison Architect Review

They walked into his office and stabbed him like it was nothing out of the ordinary, but also like it was something they’d been meaning to do for a long time. . . .

New Leaker Steps Forward with Details of Aurora Spaceplane

The secret Aurora Spaceplane, referred to pilots as Santa’s Sled, has been used to orbit a powerful network of spy satellites.

In 2006, the military took control of NASA’s unmanned space shuttle program for purposes that have not been disclosed. The X-37 C space drone will be capable of orbiting six astronauts . . .

Edward Snowden: Solar-Flare ‘Killshot’ Cataclysm Imminent

Edward Snowden, NSA Whistleblower, revealed Government Remote Viewers' Ghastly Vision of the End of the World in September (Photo: The Internet Chronicle)

Edward Snowden, NSA Whistleblower, speaking from Sheremetyevo Airport’s Hotel Novotel, revealed the CIA’s Project Stargate was a complete success. (Photo: The Internet Chronicle)

MOSCOW, Russia – Edward Snowden, hacker-fugitive and former National Security Agency (NSA) contractor, revealed Tuesday that a series of solar flares is set to occur in October, killing hundreds . . .

Confederate Memorial

Peaked headstones that mark the graves of Confederate soldiers surround the Confederate Monument in Jackson Circle. At the top of the monument is the solemn figure of a woman representing the South extends a laurel wreath toward her fallen sons.

Peaked headstones that mark the graves of Confederate soldiers surround the Confederate Monument in Jackson Circle. At the top of the monument is the solemn figure of a white woman representing as well the nonwhite South extends [sic/ aw, fuck it, y’all. Who needs to know how to string a sentence together? Military . . .

Westboro Baptist Church accidentally publishes gay pornography of Fred Phelps

This link contained True Gay Porn of Fred Phelps, and was tweeted by all Westboro Baptist Church propaganda accounts.

This link contained True Gay Porn of Fred Phelps, and was tweeted by all Westboro Baptist Church propaganda accounts.

INTERNET — Today, I authored an article placing the Westboro Baptist Church en route to Moscow to picket Snowden in a desperate, last hope plea for publicity. Few were amused, especially as the . . .

Westboro Baptist to picket Edward Snowden in Moscow

Nude images of Fred Phelps engaged in homosexual acts were leaked by spurned lovers.

MOSCOW — Westboro Baptist Church Pastor Fred Phelps announced to followers on Twitter Sunday Morning that a contingent of Westboro protesters were on the way to Sheremetyevo airport in Moscow to picket Edward Snowden, a whistleblower seeking asylum . . .