Media Mogul Grows Abusive As Website Ratings Fail

FILE PHOTO: Old Brutus assaulted fellow employees as they tried to restrain him. Witnesses say he bit, kicked and scratched Executive Editor Kilgoar Trout. Brutus later threatened suicide.

Brutus reportedly knocked a hole in his office wall with the butt of a rifle after drinking himself into a racist stupor. “Young kids just don’t like double-nigger-penetration anymore,” said Brutus. . . .

Anonymous hackers infiltrate FEMA camp servers

In defense of Edward Snowden, Anonymous has infiltrated FEMA servers to expose the sinister plan behind their “Disaster Recovery Centers.”

INTERNET — In a show of solidarity with Edward Snowden, the NSA leaker, Anonymous hackers targeted and infiltrated infamous FEMA camp servers. FEMA camps imprisoned millions of Japanese citizens in the last century, . . .

Glenn Greenwald’s top 3 terrible clichés

When he’s not out fighting the panoptic gaze of the government with Edward Snowden, Glenn Greenwald, the Internet’s best mirror-image of Rush Limbaugh, spends much of his time starting feuds with other journalists. He’s incredible at winning arguments partially due to his looming influence but is also excellent at a “death by a thousand cuts” . . .

Snowden unveils secret drive-by neuroimaging program

A new NSA program to drive-by neuroimage citizen's dreams is in its first stages of testing, says Snowden.

A new NSA program to drive-by neuroimage citizen’s dreams is in its first stages of testing, says Snowden.

MOSCOW — According to documents provided by Edward Snowden, a fleet of undercover prototype cars equipped with long-range neuroimaging sensors have been deployed by the NSA for initial testing. Each night, these cars carve carefully . . .

Snowden sells Data to USSR for $10 Billion

Comrade Chapman smuggled plans which were vital to the Soviet Union.

Comrade Chapman smuggled plans which were vital to the Soviet Union.

MOSCOW, Soviet Union — Edward Snowden, NSA leaker and expert hacker, sold four laptops full of the most secret documents containing, among much else, UFO technology and ocean-floor nuclear facility designs. The KGB, the Soviet Union’s premier security agency, paid Snowden $10 . . .

Snowden Reveals Second Shooter in Zimmerman Case

NSA Slide showing irrefutable proof that there was a second shooter in the Trayvon Martin shooting.

SANFORD, Fla. – In possibly one of the most riveting and important events of our lifetime, a man known as George Zimmerman is caught in the middle of a racial divide that once never existed in our great . . .

CGI Child Porn epidemic sweeps Internet, NSA clamps down

Images of unbelievable tentacle sexual violence against children have long been a standard motif in the cartoon porn industry, but now super-real CGI child rape porn has the NSA grabbing more power than ever thought possible.

Images of unbelievable tentacle sexual violence against children have long been a standard motif in the cartoon porn industry, but now super-real CGI child rape porn has the NSA grabbing more power than ever thought possible.

INTERNET – The NSA held a press conference Friday, sending a stern warning to Congress about a . . .

NSA Whistleblower Ed Snowden: Saddam Hussein did WTC 7

Ed Snowden revealed former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein perpetrated the attack on World Trade Center 7. (File Photo)

Ed Snowden revealed former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein perpetrated the attack on World Trade Center 7. (File Photo)

MOSCOW, Russia – Edward Snowden has revealed Iraqi President Saddam Hussein gave the order for the controlled demolition of World Trade Center 7 on September 11, 2001. Able to access the electronic communications of anyone, . . .

Snowden Omniscience Baffles World

Edward Snowden accesses sensitive files using a mind-computer interface. It would suck to be blind right now, because this picture looks pretty cool.

Of all Americans who know how to read [roughly 60 percent], no one is as well-informed as Edward Snowden.

Edward Snowden accesses sensitive files using a mind-computer interface.

UPDATE: SNOWDEN HAS REVEALED THE IDENTITY OF GOD HIMSELF [CLICK HERE]

If CHRONICLE reports are anything . . .

Snowden’s greatest leak

Edward Snowden unveiled documents identifying God as Wilbur Mercer, a mechanic in Georgia.

Edward Snowden unveiled documents identifying God as Wilbur Mercer, a mechanic in Georgia. This is the only known photograph of Mercer.

JERUSALEM — In what will surely be long remembered as the world’s greatest hacking exploit, Edward Snowden accessed God’s Gmail account through the use of PRISM. This comes on the heels of . . .