Boston Bomber “mad” after Red Sox win the Pennant

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev reportedly flew into a rage when Boston won the Pennant Saturday night.

BOSTON — Dzohkhar Tsarnaev, terrorist infamous for Boston Marathon Bombings, flew into a rage Saturday night when the Red Sox won the National League Pennant. Tsarnaev has been unable to speak due to extensive injuries inflicted during the . . .

Internet Attorney Sue Basko Deletes Internet Chronicle Accusations

Sue Brasko is going to sue the shit out of you and send you straight to prison if you so much as mention her name.

The article’s takedown coincides with the explosive release of Yung Danny Dantalion’s new hit single “Sue Basko – BASED FREESTYLE.” . . .

Snowden Reveals Revolutionary Hacking Method

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MOSCOW – In his new video, a sleepy Edward Snowden demonstrated how to hack any website using only an iPhone and the RAM from a scientific calculator. With these new secrets, Snowden said, literally anyone in the world can carry out an attack on a government agency.

“You hear . . .

Internet Chronicle Boasts Harmful Success

The Grandmaster of the Illuminati stepped out of the shadows to tell reporters they were responsible for 9/11, and it may have been their worst mistake yet.

The Internet Chronicle tried to warn you about the AntiChrist on your doorstep, people, but now it’s standing in the kitchen cooking pies . . .

Ancient Aliens Host Giorgio Tsoukalos Ascends into UFO

An Alien Space Craft in Hollywood picked up Giorgio Tsoukalos Monday.

HOLLYWOOD — Giorgio Tsoukalos, host of Ancient Aliens, was reportedly picked up by a UFO Monday evening. Friends saw Tsoukalos ascending in a beam of light and changing strangely as he ascended. David Childress, expert in Shamanic abductions, said, “His head . . .

D-Loc dead at 36

Marijuana overdose claims another victim as high potency “dabs” push toxicity levels to a new high.

INERNET — Dustin Miller, famed MC known as D-Loc of the Kottonmouth Kings rap group, died Monday evening after taking a fatal dose of highly potent marijauna extract known colloquially as “dab.” Fellow Kottonmouth Kings member . . .

The Flower Sermon on Mount Sinai

Startling New Theory Links Jewish Prophet Moses with The Buddha Siddhartha Gautama

After traveling to Mount Sinai, I saw a vision of Jesus, The Buddha, Moses, Lao Tzu, and Socrates. Moses presented me with half of a stone tablet. This stone was torn in half by Lao Tzu as Socrates discarded one . . .

The Blackhat Holocaust

INTERNET — Everything you thought you knew about hacking is bullshit.

After years of living underground, in refuge from the whitehat warlords, blackhat hackers will finally be eliminated in what is being dubbed the “Blackhat Holocaust.” What was once a rich and vibrant scene has been co-opted by the far right-left corporatarians, meaning . . .

Al-Qaeda’s “Human Bomb” undermines airline safety

Bloodborne explosives may lead airlines to test passengers’ blood for “human bombs”

INTERNET — Documents confiscated from Bin Laden’s compound in Afghanistan show plans to deploy “human bomb” technology in which certain explosive chemicals dissolved into the bloodstream of a bomber can be detonated with a small rise in alcohol blood content. . . .

The Government Teardown

This is not the Government Shutdown you’re looking for.

INTERNET — If there’s one thing you shouldn’t trust, it’s a pervasive and simple narrative. Certain recent events have been framed as a so-called government shutdown. But is this really what’s happening? Is congress, the judicial branch, or the executive lounging off and . . .