MILEY CYRUS DEAD AT 21

Miley died in a mid-air collision on Sunday evening

NASHVILLE — Pop singer Miley Cyrus died Sunday evening as her private jet was destroyed in a mid-air collision over Tennessee. The singer’s jet was seen veering wildly out of its flight path by air traffic controllers, but because of recent cutbacks, no controllers . . .

Virginians PLAGUED by CHEMTRAIL Nightmare

RICHMOND — Chemtrails were proven to be fact and not mere urban legend after recent Snowden revelations, as photographers around the country captured proven weather modifying chemtrails and shared them on Social Media web sites. However, debate still rages on as to the purpose of chemtrails and as to just who “they” might be spraying . . .

After months in Russia, Snowden Still Unable to Find Reliable Weed Hookup

Snowden is having troubled getting marijuana in Russia

MOSCOW — Snowden recently made an appearance at the Chaos Communication Congress in Berlin and promised to reveal more documents detailing invasive NSA surveillance. However, Snowden complained of trouble scoring marijuana, which he said is “essential” to further hacking work.

Although the audience laughed at . . .

Sue Brasko Unveils Deep Evil on the Internet

Sue Brasko is going to sue the shit out of you and send you straight to prison if you so much as mention her name.

INTERNET — Internet attorney Sue Brasko is at it yet again, making herself into an obvious punching bag for Anonymous trolls. Years ago, Susan Brasko’s religion, Scientology, was . . .

“SEX ROAD” Dating Web Site Stirs Controversy

The Sex Road is a new web site made by Red Pill theorists and it will get you laid in no time.

INTERNET — A new dating web site called Sex Road, created by sexual market theorists known as Red Pillers, hit the Internet Friday. The Sex Road saw thousands of signups in . . .

Pope Francis to star in new A&E reality TV show “Pope Primacy”

The "Fresh Pope of Bel-Air" smokes a doobie with adoring fans.

“Recently for the show, they had him hug a severely disfigured man, and I just thought, ‘You guys have gone too far,’ but no — the people loved it. . . .

A Chronicle Christmas – Our Third Year!

A Chronicle Christmas

From Our Family To Yours — We here at the Internet Chronicle would like to wish you all a very merry Christmas, and a happy new year. . . .

Dr. Troubador unleashes Masculinism Theory

You can be an inhuman monster just like this man — Read Healthy As Fuck! by Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador, and dehydrate yourself until your skin is nothing but a thin sheet over your muscles. It also decreases chances of ball itch!

CUTHBERT, GA. — Monday, Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador proposed a new . . .

Westboro Baptist Reverses Anti-Gay Stance

Westboro Baptist Released a Loving Message Sunday

WESTBORO — Fred Phelps, pastor and founder of the Westboro Baptist Church known for anti-gay protests announced he’d be giving up homophobia Sunday evening. In a press conference held in Westboro’s sanctuary, Phelps, clad in his iconic cowboy hat, told reporters, “I was struck by a . . .

Trolling Group “Rustle League” Acquired by Lebal Drocer, Inc.

anime is awesome.

 

rustle league are terrorists, we have liquidated their assets.

up the catgirls

 

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