Breaking News! Beefrave returns to Chronicle, it’s like the Berlin Wall!

Today, Beefrave returned to the Chronicle with a veiled apology for deleting our entire fucking database. We were all over that shit, and we have been for years. When you’re THIS important, you have to plan for everything. That’s right, the Jester’s on our case and our Illuminati Insider went rogue, and we had to …

UFO books in public school libraries are a deliberate disinformation campaign planted by the U.S. Government

We make a lot of money talking about the truth on Lebal Drocer, Inc. Radio HATE at chronicle.su after-hours. Thursday we talked about aliens with accomplished author Kilgore Trout, an expert on aliens and the paranormal who is currently laboring over the Internet Anti-Hero Handbook (tentatively titled). He explained the possibility that extraterrestrials are either …