Fans mourn the loss of Trout.
WASHINGTON – Monday, “Kilgoar” Trout, founder of the beloved Internet Chronicle, died from a simultaneous drug overdose and car wreck while on his way to a “business meeting.” Police forensics experts seemed befuddled reporting, “We’ve never had a case of death by the combination of overdose and . . .
“I was on a super double high.”
This is the shittiest website I have ever seen. What happened to the categories, did you get tired of having something people could actually relate to?
News, Sports, Weather and Reviews were just too much like something regular people were used to seeing so we got rid . . .
Barrett Brown called the chronicle.su to express his enthusiasm for Weev’s fundraising campaign.
With limited access to Internet, Barrett Brown still gets the news, albeit a little slowly.
“I think what Weev is working toward is really good,” Brown said from his mobile prison cell, an advanced diesel therapy treatment facility. “I saw him . . .
The Chronicle.su will never die
SLAVEYARD — Lebal Drocer, indicted for what one Judge called, “laying down with the dogs and getting the fleas,” fired back at Europol after they seized Lebal Drocer Publishing’s heavily-guarded mainframe installation in Belgium, or possibly Germany.
Lebal Drocer’s Chief Marketing Officer Barry B. Poundheaven told reporters, “This . . .
Business analysts predict the transaction could transfer majority control of The Internet Chronicle to News Corp, Murdoch’s multi-national, benevolent corporation. . . .
INTERNET — Metamodernism is an ism. Ism’s are important, as they help us define our daily behaviors, creations and artistic expressions. Yep, they’re importante. Why though, you don’t ask? Well, I’ll tell you: we have a need to classify and quantify our emotions and creative endeavors into a ‘sandbox’. This ‘sandbox’ can be escaped, yet . . .
Let’s just say for a second that we do live in a computer simulation designed to reproduce each facet of our existence – does a two-party system reflect the needs of mankind? . . .
Here at the Internet Chronicle we rarely, if ever, receive hatemail thanks to our impeccable human rights record. It seems, however, that two articles have upset a famous lawyer who is widely known for being a “highly intelligent, highly educated, very personable, very caring, good person,” or at least that’s how . . .
Brutus reportedly knocked a hole in his office wall with the butt of a rifle after drinking himself into a racist stupor. “Young kids just don’t like double-nigger-penetration anymore,” said Brutus. . . .