Donald Trump promises to pardon Snowden, Assange, and Manning

THE SWAMP — Sunday evening at a Republican fundraising dinner in Washington DC, Donald Trump promised to pardon Edward Snowden, Julian Assange, and Chelsea Manning. Speaking to the group of neoconservative elites, Trump said, “These are people who have done good things, heroic things for America. Heroes. Meanwhile the Mexicans are rewarded with citizenship for …

In wake of Paris Attacks, Edward Snowden Returns to the United States

INTERNET — Friday evening, eyewitnesses at San Francisco International Airport tweeted in astonishment as a SWAT team boarded an Aeroflot passenger jet from Russia as it was still rolling in on the tarmac. Edward Snowden was extracted in handcuffs as the jet ground to a halt. Snowden mysteriously disappeared from social media site Twitter after …

Snowden provides documents detailing upcoming Jade Helm Coup, Globalist New World Order to follow

TEXAS — Obama’s plan to hand over the US military to UN authorities, a move which ends the United States of America as a sovereign and independent nation, was revealed today in documents brought forth by Edward Snowden from his exile in Russia. Snowden shared several slides showing secret UN peacekeeping troop movements into the US, consisting …

Snowden reveals secret Strategic Fracking office in Pentagon that “ignites volcanoes in communist countries”

INTERNET — Friday, Edward Snowden came forward with startling evidence linking recent volcanic eruptions and earthquakes in communist countires to the top secret Strategic Fracking office in the Pentagon. The US military, according to the documents, leverages fracking regulation to facilitate patterns that will harm communist nations in South America and Asia while preserving American security. …

Snowden flees Russia, returns to face prosecution in the US, and reveals sinister Russian deterraforming plot

ALASKA — Sunday, Edward Snowden was taken into custody by Anchorage Police, arriving in Alaska early in the morning in a black unmarked helicopter. Snowden says he is glad he can now face a fair prosecution, as he hopes his latest documents will vindicate everything. Snowden spoke, passing out a fresh cache of the most secret …

Snowden blames Chemtrails for Mongolian Desertification

INTERNET — Edward Snowden spoke out after reports of rapid desertification in Mongolia have shocked millions, saying, “The desertification in Mongolia is an intentional effect created by the DARPA weather modification program that aims to turn the planet into an inhospitable wasteland while preserving perfect conditions for Monsanto products in America.” Four Herders in lower …