Fred Phelps dead, confession suppressed by Westboro Baptist

Fred Phelps’ shocking death bed confessional and secret sermon of love that got him kicked out of the “church of hate”

INTERNET — Fred Phelps was reported dead, Thursday morning, after family members excommunicated the founder from the very church he created. This comes on the heels of a secret and shocking sermon . . .

White man “systematically oppressed” by freedom groups

Rich white man “cannot take the oppression”

I’ve always cared about freedom, equality, and decency for everyone around me. Sure, I’m a rich white man who doesn’t even have to really work to get along, and I can see why women and people of color are bothered by my very existence. I can . . .

Snowden lands on board Malaysian Air Flight 370 in Crimea

Snowden lands at Simferopol airport on board Malaysia Air Flight 370

INTERNET — In a shocking new twist that ties together three popular narratives, NSA leaker Edward Snowden was on board Malaysian Air Flight 370 when it fell off the radar. Evasive maneuvers brought the flight over much of Asia at the dangerously . . .

“Practical Prepper” Achieves Full “Off The Grid” Status!

Practical Prepper runs homestead diesel generator on woodgas crossfed from his Ford truck.

INTERNET — Engineer775 of the “Practical Prepper” youtube channel achieved Full “Off The Grid” status Sunday when he connected his homestead to a diesel generator cross-rigged into the woodgasificator on the back of his fully functioning wood-powered 1968 Ford truck.

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Fracking predicted to sink parts of Midwest into “inland ocean”

Thanks to fracking, the Midwest will soon become an inland ocean.

INTERNET — A shocking new study by geologist Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador shows that great plains regions of the midwest will sink into an “oily” inland salt sea, submerging areas from Detroit to Denver within only a few decades.

Dr. Troubador explained . . .

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 spotted at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport

Is this ceremony the popular arm of a highly secret and invisible technoreligion with teleportation systems?

INTERNET — Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, thought lost over the South China Sea, was spotted on the ground at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport. Witnesses saw “hooded figures” entering and exiting the plane, which glowed with an unearthly . . .

Internet “Black Knights” counter frightening new trolling and doxxing trends

“Black Knights” are vigilantes who strike fear into the hearts of doxxers and trolls everywhere

INTERNET — They’re known as Black Knights and they’ve got a message for serial abusers of women on the internet: “We’re going to hunt you down and kill you in your sleep.”

The alarming new internet trend of . . .

Nigerian Electronic Army holds Reddit 0day hostage for dogecoins

Meet the Nigerian Electronic Army — the next LulzSec!

REDDIT — The Nigerian Electronic Army, now in possession of a deadly “zero day” exploit for Reddit, has defaced several popular Reddit subforums with demands they be paid in dogecoin and bitcoin in exchange for release of the exploit. Among the defaced sites are . . .

Neil deGrasse Tyson’s “satanic rant” on the set of Cosmos

Was Neil Tyson possessed by Satan on the set of Cosmos?

INTERNET — Workers on the set of of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Cosmos reported what some called a “demonic possession” which overtook the pop scientist.

“He was frothing at the mouth, his eyes opened wide. I saw pain shoot across his face, like . . .

SNOWDEN FLEES RUSSIA, RELEASES PUTIN’S EUROPEAN INVASION PLANS

Snowden and Pussy Riot fled Russia before dumping power point plans for European invasion

INTERNET — Edward Snowden, famed NSA leaker, fled Russia Monday before dumping a database of power point presentations outlining Russia’s plans to invade Eastern Europe and rebuild the USSR under the new “Eurasian Union.”

Speaking from a hotel room . . .