Hurricane Pseudoevent in fact a real event.
INTERNET — The world’s largest ever recorded Hurricane smashed into Indonesia on Friday, killing millions of inhabitants and washing entire islands into the sea. What little is left of the area received less than half the attention of last year’s Hurricane Sandy, which struck New . . .
Snowden has suffered acute radiation poisoning after coming in contact with Polonium 210.
INTERNET — Famed whistleblower Edward Snowden was hospitalized on Wednesday after falling ill from acute Polonium 210 poisoning. Snowden is widely recognized as a hero and a traitor for leaking sensitive information on American spying programs at the NSA. . . .
Rob Ford was seen fucking women on the Internet.
INTERNET — Mayor of Toronto Rob Ford admitted to smoking crack on Tuesday, but a sex tape featuring Ford was released shortly following his tearful apology. Mayor Ford quickly issued a second tearful apology after deleting the first, leading some to compare Mayor . . .
“Biological” virus discovered by famed computer researcher Kragos Ruyu.
INTERNET — The famous computer researcher Kragos Ruyu tweeted this week about discovering a virus which rewrote itself through a kind of “sexual” interface with other malware, stealing random code and mixing it in tens of thousands of similar “offspring” viruses.
“This thing . . .
New laterally dispersed Chemsheets are equivalent to nearly 100 chemtrails and deployed by a single passenger jet.
INTERNET — Reports of laterally dispersed Chemsheets which appear as a jet liner passes over are reportedly part of a secret crash program by meteorologists at DARPA.
These chemsheets are equivalent to nearly 100 chemtrails . . .
Banksy’s death brings a fresh point of view to his artwork. Certainly he is in hell now.
NEW YORK — Banksy’s New York studio attempted to drop a giant banner spanning the entire George Washington Bridge, which would have said “LONDON RULES, NEW YORK DROOLS,” but police reportedly assailed Banksy before any . . .
American legislature’s circular design more emphasized than Chinese.
INTERNET — King Arthur and his knights sat at a round table so that none might be seen as sitting at its head. The knights, deciding as a group, accepted the quest for the Holy Grail and set out into the forest individually, entering . . .
Lou Reed’s days of influencing musical acts are over, paving the way for more Illuminati mind-control pop music.
MIAMI, FLA – Lou Reed died tragically today at the age of 71, but media has been slow to report on the cause of his death at the hands of Illuminati murderers. Speculation that . . .
Rasputin spoke with authority that the world will end on August 13, 2013
INTERNET — Rasputin, famed Soviet psychic commando who later secretly joined forces with Stalin, predicted the end of the world in nuclear war on August 23, 2013. Rasputin was widely known for infiltrating the minds of enemy spies and . . .
Rustle League posted images of their DDoS software, RustleNuker2.
INTERNET — Friday, the hacker and trolling ensemble, “Rustle League,” widely known for shutting off the lights at the super bowl last year, took credit for downing the NSA.gov website using a piece of Windows 98 software known as “RustleNuker2.” The cheeky hacker . . .